Javier Jimenez Jr
@hihojavier.bsky.social
small medium roast coffee, oat milk, and 2 shots of caramel. American Dad fan boy
Stan: where can I hide the bug? In the dresser? No, this is a motel. He will leave once we have full on rubber less sex
STAN IS COMMITTED TO THE JOB!
#americandad
STAN IS COMMITTED TO THE JOB!
#americandad
January 7, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Stan: where can I hide the bug? In the dresser? No, this is a motel. He will leave once we have full on rubber less sex
STAN IS COMMITTED TO THE JOB!
#americandad
STAN IS COMMITTED TO THE JOB!
#americandad
Francie: Hayley is working at a booby bar!? and she switched shifts with Tina? what does she got going on that's so important? wait this isn't about tina! this isn't about to tina at all! it was never about Tina
#americandad
#americandad
December 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Francie: Hayley is working at a booby bar!? and she switched shifts with Tina? what does she got going on that's so important? wait this isn't about tina! this isn't about to tina at all! it was never about Tina
#americandad
#americandad
Steve: Dad, hey! Hello, you didn't pick me up! I sat outside school like an idiot for over four hours! Then I walked home like a, like an animal! Do you even care? I mean, did you even pick Roger up from soccer practice?
September 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Steve: Dad, hey! Hello, you didn't pick me up! I sat outside school like an idiot for over four hours! Then I walked home like a, like an animal! Do you even care? I mean, did you even pick Roger up from soccer practice?
She calls me the Queef of Police! There’s no way she could be saying that in a nice way!
#americandad
#americandad
September 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
She calls me the Queef of Police! There’s no way she could be saying that in a nice way!
#americandad
#americandad
klaus has an interesting life
#americandad
#americandad
July 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
klaus has an interesting life
#americandad
#americandad
Stan: you need to have sex with Jeff
Francine: I'm not gonna have sex with Jeff!
Stan: then I will have sex with Jeff?
#americandad
Francine: I'm not gonna have sex with Jeff!
Stan: then I will have sex with Jeff?
#americandad
July 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Stan: you need to have sex with Jeff
Francine: I'm not gonna have sex with Jeff!
Stan: then I will have sex with Jeff?
#americandad
Francine: I'm not gonna have sex with Jeff!
Stan: then I will have sex with Jeff?
#americandad
Stan's co-workers are really stupid
#americandad
#americandad
June 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Stan's co-workers are really stupid
#americandad
#americandad
I feel so seduced yet safe
#americandad
#americandad
June 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I feel so seduced yet safe
#americandad
#americandad
An underappreciated persona
#americandad
#americandad
June 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
An underappreciated persona
#americandad
#americandad
Roger is very committed to his persona #americandad
June 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Roger is very committed to his persona #americandad
This is one of my go to comfort episodes of American Dad.
#americandad
#americandad
June 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This is one of my go to comfort episodes of American Dad.
#americandad
#americandad
May 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Roger: I got my song!
He skulks the woods, with his lumbering gait
Roger: Hey!
Varicose veins, and a balding pate
Roger: Oh, come on!
This chin-less creature, with gnome-like features
Roger: Gnome-like?!
You can smell his ass all over the lake
Roger: Well, that's true.
#americandad
He skulks the woods, with his lumbering gait
Roger: Hey!
Varicose veins, and a balding pate
Roger: Oh, come on!
This chin-less creature, with gnome-like features
Roger: Gnome-like?!
You can smell his ass all over the lake
Roger: Well, that's true.
#americandad
May 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Roger: I got my song!
He skulks the woods, with his lumbering gait
Roger: Hey!
Varicose veins, and a balding pate
Roger: Oh, come on!
This chin-less creature, with gnome-like features
Roger: Gnome-like?!
You can smell his ass all over the lake
Roger: Well, that's true.
#americandad
He skulks the woods, with his lumbering gait
Roger: Hey!
Varicose veins, and a balding pate
Roger: Oh, come on!
This chin-less creature, with gnome-like features
Roger: Gnome-like?!
You can smell his ass all over the lake
Roger: Well, that's true.
#americandad
Roger: oh Pamela. I was just looking for you. You have the same scowl your mother had... when I banged her... after I pulled the plug. ( Pamela shoots arrow ) God, I was kidding! Looks like someone pulled the plug on your sense of humor. This meeting is over, Pamela. #americandad
May 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Roger: oh Pamela. I was just looking for you. You have the same scowl your mother had... when I banged her... after I pulled the plug. ( Pamela shoots arrow ) God, I was kidding! Looks like someone pulled the plug on your sense of humor. This meeting is over, Pamela. #americandad
Matty: Thank you, Terry. what does burning flesh smell like? This reporter need no longer wonder. after arriving at a multicar pileup
on the 395. Body after charred body was pulled from the wreckage of the gruesome collision. And I stepped on a eye.
Terry:That is precious. Keep us posted
Matty:kay
on the 395. Body after charred body was pulled from the wreckage of the gruesome collision. And I stepped on a eye.
Terry:That is precious. Keep us posted
Matty:kay
April 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Matty: Thank you, Terry. what does burning flesh smell like? This reporter need no longer wonder. after arriving at a multicar pileup
on the 395. Body after charred body was pulled from the wreckage of the gruesome collision. And I stepped on a eye.
Terry:That is precious. Keep us posted
Matty:kay
on the 395. Body after charred body was pulled from the wreckage of the gruesome collision. And I stepped on a eye.
Terry:That is precious. Keep us posted
Matty:kay
April 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
April 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
April 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
♪ I'm the pickle king ♪
♪ Of course, trophies are my thing♪
♪ When I get 'em in stock ♪
♪ There'll be a line around the block ♪
♪ So don't miss a beat, head across the street ♪
♪ And show me how to fill out a trophy order sheet ♪
Pickle mania.
#americandad
♪ Of course, trophies are my thing♪
♪ When I get 'em in stock ♪
♪ There'll be a line around the block ♪
♪ So don't miss a beat, head across the street ♪
♪ And show me how to fill out a trophy order sheet ♪
Pickle mania.
#americandad
April 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
♪ I'm the pickle king ♪
♪ Of course, trophies are my thing♪
♪ When I get 'em in stock ♪
♪ There'll be a line around the block ♪
♪ So don't miss a beat, head across the street ♪
♪ And show me how to fill out a trophy order sheet ♪
Pickle mania.
#americandad
♪ Of course, trophies are my thing♪
♪ When I get 'em in stock ♪
♪ There'll be a line around the block ♪
♪ So don't miss a beat, head across the street ♪
♪ And show me how to fill out a trophy order sheet ♪
Pickle mania.
#americandad
Francine: get creative, use your pinky
Hayley: I am using my pinky
Francie: but are you really using it
Hayley: I am
Francie: I don't think you're using your pink. Get. Up. In. There.
#americandad
Hayley: I am using my pinky
Francie: but are you really using it
Hayley: I am
Francie: I don't think you're using your pink. Get. Up. In. There.
#americandad
February 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Francine: get creative, use your pinky
Hayley: I am using my pinky
Francie: but are you really using it
Hayley: I am
Francie: I don't think you're using your pink. Get. Up. In. There.
#americandad
Hayley: I am using my pinky
Francie: but are you really using it
Hayley: I am
Francie: I don't think you're using your pink. Get. Up. In. There.
#americandad
Steve: you spent all the money on your whores and your stupid Klaus tattoo
Roger: Klaus likes it
Klaus: 😑
#americadad
Roger: Klaus likes it
Klaus: 😑
#americadad
February 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Steve: you spent all the money on your whores and your stupid Klaus tattoo
Roger: Klaus likes it
Klaus: 😑
#americadad
Roger: Klaus likes it
Klaus: 😑
#americadad
