@higuysasdfghjkl69.bsky.social
We Bene Gesserit sift people to find the humans.
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One thing about me i will absolutely piss on the floor to mark my territory.
January 30, 2026 at 7:27 AM
One thing about me i will absolutely piss on the floor to mark my territory.
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When you don’t think they’re cool and you think their mother was poor.
January 18, 2026 at 7:07 AM
When you don’t think they’re cool and you think their mother was poor.
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(Texting my work groupchat that absolutely nobody is overly familiar with eachother in) wow guys be honest should i get a face tattoo
January 18, 2026 at 8:48 AM
(Texting my work groupchat that absolutely nobody is overly familiar with eachother in) wow guys be honest should i get a face tattoo
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Wow guys this is fucking horseshit. I wish i was 48 years old
January 18, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Wow guys this is fucking horseshit. I wish i was 48 years old
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I love this picture of Obama on the phone . He is so happy on his phone
April 4, 2024 at 4:16 AM
I love this picture of Obama on the phone . He is so happy on his phone
You guys are like my work email to me
January 30, 2026 at 7:04 AM
You guys are like my work email to me
Guys im sorry i asked to get in the back of your cop car
January 30, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Guys im sorry i asked to get in the back of your cop car
I have a complex about being a dickhead
January 30, 2026 at 6:37 AM
I have a complex about being a dickhead
Guys i love using the voice on you
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Guys i love using the voice on you
I’ve decided to fly solo and become the first Bene Gesserit Mother Superior.
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 AM
I’ve decided to fly solo and become the first Bene Gesserit Mother Superior.
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Guys if I was always kept entertained and people were constantly chopping wood to feed the all consuming fire I have inside me I would be fine
August 23, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Guys if I was always kept entertained and people were constantly chopping wood to feed the all consuming fire I have inside me I would be fine
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I don’t respect anyone that isnt a fire sign. Including myself.
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I don’t respect anyone that isnt a fire sign. Including myself.
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Im a fire moon so im not mentally ill
October 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Im a fire moon so im not mentally ill
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I want to be the light of the whole world’s life and the fire of the whole world’s loins
July 8, 2024 at 5:29 PM
I want to be the light of the whole world’s life and the fire of the whole world’s loins
Guys im not charismabrained i just have good social skills
January 30, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Guys im not charismabrained i just have good social skills
Getting arrested because i flicked the butt of my joint out my bathroom window. Thanks America
January 30, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Getting arrested because i flicked the butt of my joint out my bathroom window. Thanks America
Guys what the helly is going on
January 30, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Guys what the helly is going on
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Ew I just realized my 28 year old friend kinda looks like Eminem . Just googled it btw they’re both Libras .
June 5, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Ew I just realized my 28 year old friend kinda looks like Eminem . Just googled it btw they’re both Libras .
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I knew this one bipolar girl she was so funny
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I knew this one bipolar girl she was so funny
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That show could’ve been called pretty little libras and been a show about pretty little libras being pretty little libras . Hope this helps
June 1, 2024 at 4:29 PM
That show could’ve been called pretty little libras and been a show about pretty little libras being pretty little libras . Hope this helps
This drunk ass bitch is asking this uber eats driver if an E-bike rides different in the snow. She is rapid fire asking questions and he keeps taking his airpod in and out 😂😂😂
January 30, 2026 at 4:52 AM
This drunk ass bitch is asking this uber eats driver if an E-bike rides different in the snow. She is rapid fire asking questions and he keeps taking his airpod in and out 😂😂😂