He's just experiencing ennui.

2000? That's almost half a month's expenses. Really gonna help everyone one with that.

I've been getting upset about a made up scenario in my head for like four days now, someone make it stop. :|

Its really funny that these people keep trying to revitalize the Red Scare when the sitting president is backed by Russia.

I can't, I already have a sub.

Yep. Being attracted to women makes you gay and winning elections means you're losing. Totally logical.

Lets combine them all into one Megamoon that's 10x bigger than the regular moon.

The answer, sadly, is because capitalism. Everything needs to be an app with social media engagement.

That's corporate speak for "we spent way too much money on this and desperately need it to make a profit" but ai is never going to be profitable in the way capitalism needs it to be.

I'll be happy when they're was/were.

Nah, they're still in denial.

Would have saved us a lot of trouble.

Yup. Just adding to it.

In capitalism a company is only successful if it makes more money this year than it did last year, so making 0.001 trillion less is considered failure, and capitalists resolve this loss by firing low-wage employees by the thousands.

Our company made 1.9 trillion dollars last year but this year we only made 1.899 trillion dollars which means the year was a failure and we'll be laying off the 10,000 employees who make the least money and are struggling the most to make up for the incomprehensible loss.

Fun fact, they do. There are also loads of resources online.

They want to arrive at the wrong answer before anybody else.