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High Quality Rubbish
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My name’s Cap, I post comics and whatever
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Whiteboard Wednesday! What about this: I like 3D Mario more than I like 2D Mario, but I like 2D *Metroid* more than I like 3D Metroid (Dread and Fusion are muh favourites). I’ve still enjoyed all the Metroid Prime games though, and I’m looking forward to playing MP4.
A cartoon sketch drawn in marker pen on a whiteboard. Samus from Metroid series is standing in her trademark “aiming her arm cannon” pose, except she has her right arm stuck in a Pringles tube instead. Caption: “SAMUS - GOT HER ARM STUCK IN A PRINGLES TUBE / DECIDED TO OWN THE LOOK”
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Stay safe - LEARN the international symbols for Greggs’ baked goods. If you find yourself stranded in an isolated location, DRAW the symbols on the ground so that the rescue helicopter knows what to bring
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Out of all the horror monsters, The Creature From The Black Lagoon is the least scary one. Just stay away from the Black Lagoon and you’re fine
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Hair like you just stepped out of a saloon
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Whiteboard 3ednesday
A cartoon sketch drawn in marker pen on a whiteboard. Caption: "Sending an important letter to the bank... MADE ALL THE W's LOOK LIKE BOTTOMS". Looking at the hand-written address on the envelope: yes it's true
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Whiteboard Wednesday, brought to you this week by my cat’s disdainful stare
A cartoon sketch drawn in marker pen on a whiteboard. A black and white cat stares down the viewer: “You weren’t born, your mum pooed you out.”
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Whiteboard Wednesday... every week, another Wednesday, over and over again
A cartoon sketch drawn on a whiteboard with marker pen. A ratty-looking wolf strikes a frankly unappealing pose: "GO AHEAD, FURRIES / ADMIRE MY PHYSIQUE"
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Whiteboard Wednesday strikes again
A cartoon sketch drawn in marker pen on a whiteboard. Caption: UNNECESSARY EDGY SWEARING IN 1990s ANIME DUBS. Four grimacing anime villains look aghast. Main villain: “Shit, he’s too powerful! Fuck!” Other villains: “Wank” “Bollocks” “Arsehole”
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Whiteboard Wednesday, happy Halloween in advance!
A cartoon sketch drawn in marker pen on a whiteboard. Caption: “John Carpenter’s The Thing… On Bikes”. The accompanying drawing is literally this, with the grotesque title creature from the film making its way across the snowy Arctic wastes on a district nurse-style pedal bike. The film’s human protagonists are in pursuit on their own bikes, angrily shaking their fists at the monster.
October 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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People love to post endless photos of their cat sleeping, but imagine if you did the same with a human family member
October 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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New comic!
A 4-panel comic drawn in a cartoon style. ==Panel 01 : A peaceful middle-class suburban household. A young boy sits on the sofa playing a tablet game. His father approaches nervously, holding a picture frame with a photo of the family pet, a fluffy white cat. Father: "Colin, may I talk to you for a moment / It's about Fluffy" ==Panel 02: The father sits down next to the boy and places a comforting hand on his shoulder: "You know Fluffy is quite an old cat now, and also he's been unwell recently / Well, I have some sad news" == Panel 03: Closeup of the father: "Fluffy's dead. / He's dead and he's in hell." == Final panel: The fiery depths of hell. The souls of the damned twist in the sky, flames erupt from the ground. Fluffy holds a trident aloft in triumph as Satan lies defeated at his feet. The hordes of hell rally behind him. Text below the comic says “High Quality Rubbish” and “Cap”, denoting the series’ name and author.
October 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Whiteboard Wednesday. Ugh, I suppose the expectation is that I post something seasonal <<< me pretending that drawing hideous monsters isn’t one of my favourite things to do
A cartoon sketch in marker pen on a whiteboard. A drawing of a hamburger, but with a David Cronenberg twist - the meat of the burger is a grotesque amalgam of fleshy growths, displaced body parts and oozing orifices. Caption: CRONENBURGER
October 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Whiteboard Wednesday
A cartoon sketch drawn in marker pen on a whiteboard. A tidal wave on the level of a Japanese woodcut tsunami is erupting from a toilet. The man sitting on the toilet rides the wave with an enthusiastic smile and a thumbs-up. Caption: GREAT WATER PRESSURE
October 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Whiteboard Wednesday
A cartoon sketch drawn in marker pen on a whiteboard. An elderly couple are walking along. The woman shoots a sharp look back at the man: “You’re looking at my bottom, George Tattersall”
October 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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A cartoon drawing of a man sitting on the toilet with his trousers round his ankles. He’s striking a triumphant bodybuilder pose with his upper body. Caption: “MEN: TREAT YOURSELVES / DO A SIT-DOWN WEE”
October 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Whiteboard Wednesday
A cartoon sketch drawn in marker pen on a whiteboard. Caption: LIFE GOALS / No. 34: Change your name to “Atom Smasher”. An anonymous-looking man in a shirt and tie is sitting behind a desk in a bank. The name plate on the man’s desk reads “Mortgage advisor - Mr A. Smasher”
October 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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September 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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It’s Wednesday, Whiteboard Wednesday
A cartoon sketch drawn with a marker pen on a whiteboard. A man is giving a thumbs up in the shower; the water is gushing from the shower with such intensity that it’s completely drummed the skin from his head, leaving only a cheerful-looking skull. Caption: “GREAT WATER PRESSURE”
September 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Whiteboard Wednesday, fashionably late. This one's based on personal experience - I bought an unknown brand of bluetooth headphones from the supermarket, and the "power on" voice is like receiving a phone call from a 1970s serial killer
A cartoon sketch drawn in marker pen on a whiteboard. Caption: "When your bluetooth headphones have an inexplicably creepy activation voice". A woman wearing headphones gets a jolt when the "power on" voice sounds like it's coming from a ghoulish spectre
September 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Is your tongue a tentacle
September 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Whiteboard Wednesday, again
A cartoon sketch drawn in marker pen on a whiteboard. Caption: "Romance Comics For Monkeys" An American high school scene, except all the "people" are Mandrill monkeys. A male monkey with a jumper tied round his neck and a bright red bottom spins an American football on the end of his index finger and chats to a monkey teammate. A female monkey in the foreground steals an admiring glance at him and thinks, "Gosh, Brad's rump is looking *especially* vivid today! / I *must* pluck up the courage to speak to him!"
September 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Whiteboard Wednesday, again
A cartoon sketch drawn in marker pen in a whiteboard. A robot is driving a car with one arm out the window giving a thumbs up. Caption: “This robot spent a fortune on his personalised number plate”. The number plate on the front of his car reads RZX 4971.
September 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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When D.Trump finally pops off, I wonder if there'll be an elaborate sequence like in films where his skin all bubbles and then there's nothing left except a steaming skeleton
August 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Whiteboard Wednesday! This one's bothered me since I was a kid
A cartoon drawing in marker pen on a whiteboard. A drawing of the commonly-seen sign that says "No authorised persons beyond this point". An arrow is pointing to the word "persons" with the caption, "Why didn't they use the word 'people' here // WHY"
August 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Whiteboard Wednesday, on a Thursday
A sketch done in marker pen on a whiteboard. A drawing of the famous Big Ben clock tower, but the traditional analogue clock face has been replaced and the time is now displayed as Casio-style digital numbers.
August 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM