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Josh Peck curses the name of Ronald Reagan
January 20, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Spongebob and Patrick are surrounded by fire, carnage and suffering; SpongeBob proudly proclaims "we did it my fellow Americans! We saved Gaza!"
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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question 28 of the impossible quiz posits: what is this drawing of? (depicting a baked item that is also a ballerina) option 1: ballet bun option 2: fairy cake option 3: abundance option 4: cruel! (the answer is option 3, abundance, due to breaking the word down to composite elements a bun dance)
September 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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(actually I like this one more)
a woman in hiking gear,complimenting blue accented with orange.she is holding a matching blue climbing rope
May 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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to celebrate the summer season, how about some hiking gear?
a woman in hiking shorts, a t-shirt and a baseball cap. she also has a backpack
May 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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An adventurer, deep within crystal caverns, opens a chest while saying "ive finally found it...after 15 years. The scroll of truth!" The knowledge the scroll contains reads: user friendly products are more successful. The adventurer, unable to cope with this truth, flings the scroll away while childishly yelling "Nyehh"
May 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Syndrome from The Incredbles saying "and when everyone's president.... no one will be"
May 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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A white woman saying "I can excuse deporting cancer kids but I draw the line at more expensive app purchases" while a black woman in the following image asking "You can excuse deporting cancer kids?"
April 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Squidward flattened by eager scabs saying "nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification"
March 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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in a reverse trolley problem you have to decide whether to kill Elon and his puppet Trump or all the voters who love them. personally I'd try for a multi-track drift
March 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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if he puts a big enough round in Elon's chest could the kid survive while Elon dies?
Mr. Owl from the classic tootsie pop commercial saying "lets find out"
February 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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this person has the worst takes reliably, we should use her for reverse weather forecasts.
a Wikipedia screenshot displaying that Melanie Phillips does not believe in climate change
January 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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A three panel meme: in panel 1 BlueSky admin is riding a bicycle. In panel 2 Bluesky admin places the stick of ignoring their user base when asked to ban a transphobe grifter in their front wheel. In panel 3 BlueSky admin lays on the ground with a self-influcted broken leg wondering what they did to break that leg
December 13, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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I wanted to make a wicker man joke but someone beat me to the punch :l please accept this substitute
Batman saying "An amazon attack, a deadly bee weapon... Bees. My god."
November 11, 2024 at 8:41 PM