Jeff Morford
highops.bsky.social
Jeff Morford
@highops.bsky.social
Gadabout except when it is too much work.
Do we all use brackets for actions?

[Shrugs]
[Goes back to book on app]
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Fan service without fans . . . Interesting approach to a movie. I guess I remembered Woodie Harrelson.
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Does shouting "stay with me" really do any good with traumatically injured people? Asking for someone who watches too many police procedurals.
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Who is this Winchell Google talks about all the time? And why does he like it 5-10 degrees cooler?
November 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oh cool, one of my ankles is taking a half day.
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is like sequencing and LOB in baseball.
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I wonder if that would have been a 2-point try w/o the penalty, too.
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Get the Of Balloons and Unicorns instead, but cool can.
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
So, based on the 27th Amendment do those 8 senators have to wait until January 2027 to loot the Treasury?
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Dude's got billions of crypto- and settlement-grift and is still stealing office supplies.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
With the new health care system where instead of buying insurance we all buy insurance we will live long enough for 100-year mortgages.
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The fucking cult won't care if he was driving around with a van and a club gathering girls like a British impressment gang.

Call the House to order.
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Focus Group After Season 8 of "Death in Paradise"

1. Mooney needs a love interest
2. The murder board needs more lines
3. And some arrows, too
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Oh. They are claiming the SNAP payments as something they got.

So they shut down the government for 40 days and the Republicans gave them something they already had.

Maybe they aren't cowards. Maybe they are naive negotiators or maybe idiots.
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This extension health care vote is actually a gift to Republicans. If I were them I'd pass the Dem health care bill in the House or Senate and have it fail by one vote in the other house giving candidates in tough races permission to vote yes.
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If you are caving for nothing then why did you put us through this?

The food distribution running out of food last week, TSA workers not getting paid . . .WTF?

Now I'm angry at everyone.
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Not NFL on Fox
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Call the House to order as long as youre in DC anyway.
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Why would anyone lace weed with fentanyl? How would you never forget the birthday if you died? I'm so confused.
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Tomatoes are so expensive*

*Because groceries sell M-43
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
At 6% interest a 50-year loan has payments only 12.2% less than a 30-year loan.
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Sign outside the rec says Livonia Township approved a 50 mill millage (5%) in 1944. Nice sign, but it had to be 5 mills or 0.5 mills?
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Honestly, to be fair, I don't think my first aid training from years ago covered what to do if someone losing consciousness woke you from a nap.
November 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Made a loner today K-Q-10-9 off K after ordering the A to my partner. Seat 3 had both black aces and guessed wrong.

I wish Megamillions was drawing today.
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I don't need anymore credit cards.

[Looks up what you can do with 40K Amtrak points]

I need one more credit card.
November 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM