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@highnessophelia.bsky.social
44 earth years • #feminist • 🏳️‍🌈 • #atheist • #pro-abortion • smut peddler • 420 • former role model • 📸 • weird girl next-door • homeschool mom • 🎮 • pacifist ☮️ • plant nerd 🌱 • #adoptee • future ghost • book worm •🍍+ 🍕•

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Friendly reminder that I'm adorable and also broke. 🖤 I'd prefer you support my work but obviously will gratefully accept tips or contributions to my GoFundMe.

If you can't support, reposts are appreciated 🫶🏻
I've avoided social media today largely because of this message.

Dudes.. don't do this.

Don't ever do this. It's not flattering, it's creepy as hell and wildly inappropriate.
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Saw a headline today that read: Usha Vance spotted without wedding ring - is JD sleeping on the couch?

and it made me smile.
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
... 😶
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Well folks, I did not pick a winner in the movie lottery tonight.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I have been separated from this man for almost three years now and the way my stomach dropped at this message coupled with a voice note sent me straight back to the worst parts of my marriage. PTSD alive and kicking.

Knowing that it was intended for 16 makes it worse.
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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a world without trans people has never existed and never will
April 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I have either A) a genuine 18 year old in my OF DMs or B) I have someone who wants to role play as an 18 year old and I've literally been avoiding his DM all day because either way, it gives me the ick.
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
who here ordered a girl in a short skirt and a looooong jacket? 🖤
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Can't say that I have.
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
this + a bunch of bubbles
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My ex is texting me complaining how our daughter is driving him crazy and our daughter is texting me complaining how her dad is driving her crazy and

I AM NOT THE REFEREE FFS it's my week off

I'm taking a bath and leaving them to figure it out.
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My top choice is always whatever Crumbl has that week with the strawberry preserves on it or warm milk-chocolate chip cookies.

Not semi-sweet.
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
A bunch of stuff.
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It is literally the only cool thing about me. The rest is just weed and anxiety.
November 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Weird.
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Lol, you must be pretty new here...

I avoid people and places where people are as much as possible. If I could just be at my house and never go anywhere, I'd be mostly okay with that.
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I think we share the role of aggressor pretty evenly in our relationship. Sometimes I start things, sometimes he does. Today it was me. Tomorrow it'll probably be him.
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
That answer depends entirely on whether they also want to have sex with me.
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Not really. Getting rid of my bf's ex-gf was like scraping wet dog shit off shoes with lots of tread. I definitely had a few moments of jealousy but I think @3ofdiamondsgrey.bsky.social would say I handled it alright, all things considered.

(don't ask where the body is buried)
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I'm in the bathtub with a headache.. I'll answer these until I get bored or my skull implodes.

ngl.link/highnessophe...
Friendly reminder that I'm adorable and also broke. 🖤 I'd prefer you support my work but obviously will gratefully accept tips or contributions to my GoFundMe.

If you can't support, reposts are appreciated 🫶🏻
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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DESCRIBE YOUR IMAGES FFS

it doesn’t have to be perfect. just don’t be a jerk about it and you’ll be fine.

like : “image 1” is NOT acceptable alt text

but : “photo of a cat” or “a slice of pizza” is better than nothing.

NOT THAT HARD
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I cannot stress enough how bad this is for overworked people who have been without pay for weeks just before the holidays.

There are zero circumstances that could get me on a plane in this country.
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Both my kid and I believe that the first answer is correct but I know the curriculum thinks the third one is
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It's me. I'm the best thing.
Second best thing I’ve eaten all morning ☺️
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Sizzling breakfast, short skirt, long jacket. Nom!
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM