Not if you hit him with the griddy

YA AND GUESS WHAT, HE CAME OUT DRAPED HEAD TO TOE IN THE RED WHITE AND BLUE BABY WOOOOOOOO 🎉🎉🎉 USA USA USA!!!! (The blue was all his extremities, he has cyanosis from congenital heart disease)

Probably the annexation of Canada and ww3 with China

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills

I can’t believe she solved racism and the economy 🥲. We can finally heal

Some lady gave me a baby and some eye ointment, not sure what to do with the baby but this ointment really stings

of arrows to show the bad stuff where to go. Some feathers from a few turkeys that I’ve befriended, mfers will attack anybody but me and my dog.

of my house. The tealights were carved with the compass and anointed with firey wall of protection so that when the bad shit is cast out, the walls go up and keep them out. The candle had some choice words I had for the spirits crossing me up. Name paper under it all. The powders in the shape…..

Very last minute, I’m trying better to get more prepared but this had to be snappy and ya gotta do what you gotta do. Van van and balsamo tranquilo to oil the candle, some rue, burdock, and cinquefoil mixed together to anoint it with. Four candles to represent the four corners and the barriers….

I bet I could breathe better if I was skinny…..

I live in NH and they still haven’t arrived here 😭. I’m sure it’ll get here eventually

Very much so!

How do you think they kill the rats?

But how do I find out if it’s bitter or sweet?

Was that a dog I could hear breathing in the background?

Let’s get Amna a podcast please

How hot would those get in the summer though?

She did a wonderful song with Meatwad titled “Santa left a booger in my stocking”. It’s a Christmas classic

Reading your articles is kinda nice because you write exactly how you speak in your YouTube videos so, in my head, it’s kinda like having a couple little bonus videos