The Danes literally took over 75% of England in the 9th century by throwing a soapstone in a bucket and using it to navigate their way to their shores, so I know whose side I’m betting on.

I will not refer to anything renamed during these dark years as anything they want me to call it. I fear doing so would cause at least a 30% drop in intellect with every utterance.

I must know where that t shirt can be obtained.

Propaganda.

If they’re gonna make us live like it’s the 9th century, the least the broligarchy could do it give us ale at every meal. We’re gonna need it to get through this.

Omg it’s adorable. Are those spines pointy and sharp or jellylike and rubbery? I must know!

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