fuck it. we ball

thinking about her (Lisa Elmqvist)

at this point my primary hope is that the MRI confirms there IS a brain in there

he is not enthusiastic about my suggestion that he just give it a go himself with pliers

would go back to the same place I had it done except it was 9 years ago, bf and I were at least two drinks in on maybe our third or fourth date, neither of us remembers the name of the shop, and it seems like it has probably closed

THE BAD NEWS: YOU'VE FALLEN BEHIND THE SHELF AND WILL NEVER BE SOLD NOW.

THE GOOD NEWS: THANK GOD.

you have a lot of (not fully warranted but appreciated) faith in me!!!

I am the only one here to eat the literal plums in our literal icebox