snork maiden
@high-riskbbl.bsky.social
29 // NC
feeling so jessica alba fantastic
feeling so jessica alba fantastic
As predicted, I’m obsessed with my @pandershirts.com sweater 😍
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
As predicted, I’m obsessed with my @pandershirts.com sweater 😍
A NEVER-ENDING! MIDNIGHT! SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
A NEVER-ENDING! MIDNIGHT! SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!
Oh how fun, a migraine on the right side of my head so bad I can feel my heartbeat in my eye ◡̈))))))
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Oh how fun, a migraine on the right side of my head so bad I can feel my heartbeat in my eye ◡̈))))))
got a new phone, do you like it?
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
got a new phone, do you like it?
love showing off where I’m thinning 😍
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
love showing off where I’m thinning 😍
Oooooo bitch, once these pander sweaters are dry (they’re laying flat, obv), I’m gonna be wearing them EVERYWHERE
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Oooooo bitch, once these pander sweaters are dry (they’re laying flat, obv), I’m gonna be wearing them EVERYWHERE
Still keeping my face off here mostly, but if you wanna Snapchat, lemme know ◡̈ I work from home so I have hella time on my hands
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Still keeping my face off here mostly, but if you wanna Snapchat, lemme know ◡̈ I work from home so I have hella time on my hands
so i interviewed for a new position at my work last week, but i didnt know until Friday that it wouldnt qualify for my monthly bonus program. and they said it typically doesnt come with a raise, so its effectively a 2.50 an hour pay decrease so idk if im gonna take it (if i even get it)
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
so i interviewed for a new position at my work last week, but i didnt know until Friday that it wouldnt qualify for my monthly bonus program. and they said it typically doesnt come with a raise, so its effectively a 2.50 an hour pay decrease so idk if im gonna take it (if i even get it)
I hate when I see a very cute and comfy sweater online but I only see women wearing it bc I wanna know if it’ll fit my big ass man body and long ass arms
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I hate when I see a very cute and comfy sweater online but I only see women wearing it bc I wanna know if it’ll fit my big ass man body and long ass arms
I’m gonna be faceless-lite on here for a bit I think
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I’m gonna be faceless-lite on here for a bit I think
real talk, every time i get a fever I just wanna bottom. like i wanna get fucked crazy style and have someone cum in me. but only when i have a fever
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
real talk, every time i get a fever I just wanna bottom. like i wanna get fucked crazy style and have someone cum in me. but only when i have a fever
oh slay the sick moved on to sinuses and a fever. shoutout to my new humidifier though
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
oh slay the sick moved on to sinuses and a fever. shoutout to my new humidifier though
Remembering this pump from earlier in the week as I suffer through work, a fever, and a sore throat on top of only 2 hours of sleep 🤕😪
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Remembering this pump from earlier in the week as I suffer through work, a fever, and a sore throat on top of only 2 hours of sleep 🤕😪
for whatever reason, i went to bed around 12:15, woke up at 2:30am, and just... was never able to get back to sleep. Day of work on 2 hours of sleep, here i come 🙃
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
for whatever reason, i went to bed around 12:15, woke up at 2:30am, and just... was never able to get back to sleep. Day of work on 2 hours of sleep, here i come 🙃
really want either a nap, or a cock in my face. i'm not picky
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
really want either a nap, or a cock in my face. i'm not picky
idk if im looking for Flex Friday of fcf but either way, I'm looking around for hot dudes 👀
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
idk if im looking for Flex Friday of fcf but either way, I'm looking around for hot dudes 👀
I successfully talked myself out of getting tickets for Florence + The Machine for atlanta next year, please clap
November 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I successfully talked myself out of getting tickets for Florence + The Machine for atlanta next year, please clap
havent consistently been to the gym since june, and ive resolved that today is the day i get back to it 💪🏼
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
havent consistently been to the gym since june, and ive resolved that today is the day i get back to it 💪🏼
Hands down some of my fave comic covers (excluding disco dazzler variants, ofc)
August 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Hands down some of my fave comic covers (excluding disco dazzler variants, ofc)
New Carly music?? I needed this
August 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
New Carly music?? I needed this
So my roommate thinks my kitten had an asthma attack for possibly the second time in two days and that they do X-rays to diagnose those and I can’t afford that right now and if he’s the kind of asthmatic that requires daily inhaler stuff twice a day I know I won’t be able to so I’d have 2 rehome him
August 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
So my roommate thinks my kitten had an asthma attack for possibly the second time in two days and that they do X-rays to diagnose those and I can’t afford that right now and if he’s the kind of asthmatic that requires daily inhaler stuff twice a day I know I won’t be able to so I’d have 2 rehome him
This horse girl derby gacha game is cute as hell
August 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This horse girl derby gacha game is cute as hell
so today (on a date) the guy looked at me and said “you look really strong” and then kissed me 🤯
August 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
so today (on a date) the guy looked at me and said “you look really strong” and then kissed me 🤯
back day (+ an ouchie I got from the bar on the smith machine )
August 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
back day (+ an ouchie I got from the bar on the smith machine )
When I see super buff or just well developed muscley people in the gym I’ve been pivoting away from “I wish that was me” and into “that’ll be me some day if I stick to this”
August 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
When I see super buff or just well developed muscley people in the gym I’ve been pivoting away from “I wish that was me” and into “that’ll be me some day if I stick to this”