I thought Adam had given up farm management for simpler roles - so he can spend more time smoking weed and being with Ian. #thearchers

So it was dog collared Alan seen outside The Bull yelling, "Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour drink, that puttest thy bottle to him, and makest him drunken also." #thearchers

Good idea but hopefully crematoriums won't end up spreading the subtle aroma of a full English breakfast. #thearchers

? What on earth for, I can't think of a more middle of the road person!

Sorry but you're reaching at straws. That wasn't in the joke.

No, just a joke. It's possible to make fun without hating or having a phobia. e.g. I love trees but I still find this funny:

"Why did the pine tree get in trouble at school?

Because it was acting a bit knotty!"

As I said, I love trees, I grow trees but it's also fun to laugh at trees #thearchers

We live for this don't we?!

The ring was bought in 1974 from Ratner's in Birmingham. Lasted marginally longer than an M&S prawn sandwich. #thearchers

Peggy Bank has taken a new Pod body: Oliver. #thearchers

Waiting for the Community Shop to be renamed and spin off. #thearchers