legit popped off when I realised we were making a little cam follower coupling geared to the front wheel axle to make the smoke stack hop up and down jauntily. Lego engineers are heroes

I’ve been rolling around “there’s clearly something political about it but nobody knows what it is” in my head all day. A perfect little epitaph for our times

I like how Lego has moved to paper bags now, gotta offset all those bricks made of fossilised dino blood

now THIS is podracing

anyway, congratulations to Prince Andrew’s ex-publicist on finding another job lol

all he had to do was laugh along and say “that’s a very funny idea you are funny guys who should have their own comedy late night shows but we think kids have better things to spend their robux on, like our incredible range of items including the newly announced ShitEater Industries hi-tops” or wtvr

fully losing it, they even offered to tee him up a sweet little softball at the end and instead of taking a swing he eats the whole damn ball what the hell lol

honestly your position has to be catastrophically compromised to find yourself unable to yuk it up on hard fuckin fork lol

how do I option this for all markets? We’ll get the Coraline lads attached, Hugh Laurie as the big chief

signify your hierarchy with a lapel pin in one of 5 different metals, equip your rebreather from a utility belt when The Mist descends, and so on, so forth

for the benefit of any government employee browsing my social media during a little due diligence: I love you; and I love our dear leader, Nigel Farage. Oh wait no it’s the other one still isn’t it. Ah well you get what I mean, we are Eternally Grateful to Your Benevolence. Pls don’t deport my wife

one No. 2, extra triste, comin right up

couldn’t remember which one this was so went to look it up

the second you started posting about selvedge denim I thought to myself “now there’s a man who’s coming home with a sukajan”

this guy doesn’t know how to use the hotel room Marshall amp

You’re supposed to cool down your drinks with some smooth bass riffs and heat up water with some face-melting solos

with the popjustice blog to back it up www.popjustice.com/briefing/tha...

whoa! I didn’t know you got a cross-departmental blitz at the Masties! I must have missed this quadrimester’s newsletter