Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ
@hieronymusbonn.bsky.social
on the *other* other hand, shoutout to my advisor for saying "They were reading a lot" when other faculty members asked what I was doing on dissertation fellowship to make so little progress 😅
[I was in truth ofc largely playing online chess and watching Mario Golf speedruns]
[I was in truth ofc largely playing online chess and watching Mario Golf speedruns]
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
on the *other* other hand, shoutout to my advisor for saying "They were reading a lot" when other faculty members asked what I was doing on dissertation fellowship to make so little progress 😅
[I was in truth ofc largely playing online chess and watching Mario Golf speedruns]
[I was in truth ofc largely playing online chess and watching Mario Golf speedruns]
@noamchompers.bsky.social interested in having a look at that prez handout, if you're okay with sending it out! Thomas (dot) Bonn, colorado (dot) edu
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
@noamchompers.bsky.social interested in having a look at that prez handout, if you're okay with sending it out! Thomas (dot) Bonn, colorado (dot) edu
true, but I've also heard it as a backhanded "They don't write enough" 🤪
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
true, but I've also heard it as a backhanded "They don't write enough" 🤪
this seems dermotivated
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
this seems dermotivated
HEALTHCARE.GOV EMPLOYEE: So, what's your yearly income?
ME: It's $X
EMPLOYEE: *Yearly*?
ME: Yep, it's tough out here 🥴
ME: It's $X
EMPLOYEE: *Yearly*?
ME: Yep, it's tough out here 🥴
October 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
HEALTHCARE.GOV EMPLOYEE: So, what's your yearly income?
ME: It's $X
EMPLOYEE: *Yearly*?
ME: Yep, it's tough out here 🥴
ME: It's $X
EMPLOYEE: *Yearly*?
ME: Yep, it's tough out here 🥴
Between Michael Bench-Capon and a toucan there must be
*some* distinction! This is called the Transformation of Things.
*some* distinction! This is called the Transformation of Things.
September 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Between Michael Bench-Capon and a toucan there must be
*some* distinction! This is called the Transformation of Things.
*some* distinction! This is called the Transformation of Things.
"Fr. fr fr" --> "Father For Real For Real"
September 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Fr. fr fr" --> "Father For Real For Real"
Let faith oust fact; let fancy oust memory; I look deep down and do believe
August 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Let faith oust fact; let fancy oust memory; I look deep down and do believe
you might change that tune when you learn that it's actually Paul Churchland twice
August 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
you might change that tune when you learn that it's actually Paul Churchland twice
The Mountain Goats, growing up as a huge NMH head they were the most frequently suggested comp
August 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Mountain Goats, growing up as a huge NMH head they were the most frequently suggested comp
I have a baggy one that just says "BASKETBALL" on it, with a small image of a basketball. Easily one of my favorite shirts, gotta let 'em know
August 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I have a baggy one that just says "BASKETBALL" on it, with a small image of a basketball. Easily one of my favorite shirts, gotta let 'em know
when abbreviating, almost all my students in Colorado called it "Chat," even though I was calling it "GPT"
August 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
when abbreviating, almost all my students in Colorado called it "Chat," even though I was calling it "GPT"
"Moby Duck" was always the way to go, in any case 🦆
August 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"Moby Duck" was always the way to go, in any case 🦆
ah, see I keep retaining a psychical therapist instead. There's my issue 🤦
August 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
ah, see I keep retaining a psychical therapist instead. There's my issue 🤦
apologies for seriousposting on a good riff, but it's less about memory qua such and more a criticism of the way writing-reliance precludes recollection in particular, which I find more fun. Bc yeah, down with writing, I haven't even recollected the Form of Wisdom yet 😩
August 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
apologies for seriousposting on a good riff, but it's less about memory qua such and more a criticism of the way writing-reliance precludes recollection in particular, which I find more fun. Bc yeah, down with writing, I haven't even recollected the Form of Wisdom yet 😩
course prepping today bc I got the Fall teaching I wanted last minute 🥳
August 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
course prepping today bc I got the Fall teaching I wanted last minute 🥳
smart; if you lead with that, readers will click away
August 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
smart; if you lead with that, readers will click away