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Sure, but where are the best places to get ghormeh sabzi in Tehran, buddy boy?
February 1, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Sure, but where are the best places to get ghormeh sabzi in Tehran, buddy boy?
And Brett Bedbug.
January 31, 2026 at 5:20 PM
And Brett Bedbug.
Firing David Brooks is a very good start. Now do Maureen Dowd and Ross Douthat.
January 31, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Firing David Brooks is a very good start. Now do Maureen Dowd and Ross Douthat.
"Money coot" sounds like a euphemism for a gold-digger's anatomical particulars.
January 31, 2026 at 4:35 PM
"Money coot" sounds like a euphemism for a gold-digger's anatomical particulars.
"Stairway to Heavin'"
January 31, 2026 at 2:06 PM
"Stairway to Heavin'"
My three year-old looked at me gravely and asked, "Wine Mom, why can't we afford to go to Disneyland anymore?" When I said, "Be quiet and get me another bottle of pinot noir," she started crying.
January 30, 2026 at 7:37 PM
My three year-old looked at me gravely and asked, "Wine Mom, why can't we afford to go to Disneyland anymore?" When I said, "Be quiet and get me another bottle of pinot noir," she started crying.
CBS is 1927. He's got an eye peeled for her.
January 30, 2026 at 4:55 PM
CBS is 1927. He's got an eye peeled for her.
Great news but I won't be truly happy until he's the one *serving* the whiskey at the Newark Airport.
January 30, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Great news but I won't be truly happy until he's the one *serving* the whiskey at the Newark Airport.
Looks as empty as a theater showing "Melania."
January 30, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Looks as empty as a theater showing "Melania."
Never on Sunday.
January 30, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Never on Sunday.
I'm guessing that Katharine Graham finally got her tit caught in the wringer.
January 27, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I'm guessing that Katharine Graham finally got her tit caught in the wringer.
At this point, The Washington Post is eventually going to just a Dear Abby column and the daily crossword.
January 26, 2026 at 8:48 PM
At this point, The Washington Post is eventually going to just a Dear Abby column and the daily crossword.
$50,000 only buys a dozen whiskeys at the Newark Airport, according to Brooks.
January 26, 2026 at 8:44 PM
$50,000 only buys a dozen whiskeys at the Newark Airport, according to Brooks.
Every time ICE kills a protester, God shreds an Epstein document.
January 25, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Every time ICE kills a protester, God shreds an Epstein document.
I liked Kristi Noem more when she was just shooting puppies.
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I liked Kristi Noem more when she was just shooting puppies.
"Now that they are killing unarmed nurses in the streets, the revolution can finally begin." --Susan Sarandon
January 25, 2026 at 2:24 AM
"Now that they are killing unarmed nurses in the streets, the revolution can finally begin." --Susan Sarandon
"Forget it, Pitchbot. It's Chinatown."
January 25, 2026 at 2:19 AM
"Forget it, Pitchbot. It's Chinatown."
He would certainly be the expert in self-importance.
January 24, 2026 at 4:12 PM
He would certainly be the expert in self-importance.
Every five year old hostage / lure as a character in Game of Thrones.
January 22, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Every five year old hostage / lure as a character in Game of Thrones.
"Say what you will about the brain-dead fascist nonsense spewed by the CBS idiots, at least it's an ethos."
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 AM
"Say what you will about the brain-dead fascist nonsense spewed by the CBS idiots, at least it's an ethos."
And Fox News will provide infinite resources to show it was the Democrats' fault.
January 21, 2026 at 1:51 AM
And Fox News will provide infinite resources to show it was the Democrats' fault.
37 pencils and a thousand and one homes.
January 20, 2026 at 8:43 PM
37 pencils and a thousand and one homes.
Say what you will about him, at least he doesn't cackle.
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Say what you will about him, at least he doesn't cackle.
"knowing me knowing you ... aha."
January 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
"knowing me knowing you ... aha."
I haven't seen this level of suck outside of a porn video.
January 14, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I haven't seen this level of suck outside of a porn video.