Evan
hier19.bsky.social
Evan
@hier19.bsky.social
“How does this work?!?!”
January 30, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Will always be funny that one time someone tried to get a Ted Cruz sex scandal off the ground and democrats/republicans all came together and said LOL nobody’s fucking that guy.
January 28, 2026 at 6:18 PM
“What do you want today Mr President?….give me the Anaconda Jon Voight, thank you”
January 28, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Not being snarky but does the model account for personnel, like having a backup QB? Or would the number be the same if Nix was in?
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 PM
But if you bench him he wouldn’t have gotten torched for a TD on the next play
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Jesus Christ do better
January 25, 2026 at 3:12 AM
George literally says this to his character in the show. “Who’s gonna bomb you? An airline for all your stupid peanut jokes?”
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I’m assuming we’re talking about The Rip, right?
January 23, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Portland could’ve had both and was like, we can’t win a title with 2 perimeter gods.
January 22, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Holy hell they look like wax statues of Bradley Cooper and Anne Hathaway and I’m sorry to drag them into this.
January 22, 2026 at 8:45 PM
LOL. Dude, we’re not republicans, we don’t clap like baby seals when you say this empty bullshit. Fucking do something about it or get wrecked in the next primary.
January 22, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Best movie theater experience in my life was Anchorman. Place exploded when Jack Black punted poor Baxter.
January 21, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Honestly surprised they didn’t go with a blood red swoosh. Progress????
January 19, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Now That’s What I Call Ocean’s 26!
January 19, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Maybe one day we’ll get a reverse Fetterman where a center left president has a stroke then decides to help people.
January 19, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Jets and Panthers fans also nodding
January 18, 2026 at 4:27 PM
*Jack Daniels Official Statement* “We are sad to hear about the passing of Mr Barry Weiss, but we must also reiterate that we did NOT sponsor this segment!!! (RIP)”
January 16, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Oh shit! A rare positive plot twist!
January 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Real World Chad definitely a member of ICE right now
January 16, 2026 at 6:50 PM
“I don’t know if you guys are history buffs…”
January 14, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Seeing my alma mater in a post
January 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM