Kristin in the sky (I can fly twice as hiiigh)
@hielanlass.bsky.social
Obstinate, headstrong girl. I contain multitudes… and probably more than a few cans of diet Doc. She/her.
I come in 3rd on quiz shows.
I come in 3rd on quiz shows.
Bioengineered foodstuffs in my -GASP!- NATURE VALLEY?!?!! (clutches pearls, swoons)
November 26, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Bioengineered foodstuffs in my -GASP!- NATURE VALLEY?!?!! (clutches pearls, swoons)
Gaetz = An Osmond from Temu. I said what I said.
November 22, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Gaetz = An Osmond from Temu. I said what I said.
Lemon curry?
November 21, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Lemon curry?
So, did everyone get here OK?
November 14, 2024 at 10:41 PM
So, did everyone get here OK?
Why do minivans always look so unbearably smug from the back?
November 22, 2023 at 3:15 AM
Why do minivans always look so unbearably smug from the back?
I have become an Gumby. MY BRAIN HURTS.
IT’LL HAVE TO COME OUT!
IT’LL HAVE TO COME OUT!
September 28, 2023 at 11:45 PM
I have become an Gumby. MY BRAIN HURTS.
IT’LL HAVE TO COME OUT!
IT’LL HAVE TO COME OUT!
If there’s a nicer “fall” sound than rain off your chimney flashing while you’re inside all cozy, I’ve never heard it.
September 26, 2023 at 1:15 AM
If there’s a nicer “fall” sound than rain off your chimney flashing while you’re inside all cozy, I’ve never heard it.
Why is it that people picking up free stuff NEVER DO IT ON TIME?! I have better stuff to do than wait and I can’t move my car until I unload this thing, jackwad. No good deed…
September 23, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Why is it that people picking up free stuff NEVER DO IT ON TIME?! I have better stuff to do than wait and I can’t move my car until I unload this thing, jackwad. No good deed…
Howls of derision. HOWLS. OF. DERISION.
September 19, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Howls of derision. HOWLS. OF. DERISION.
@hielanlass.bsky.social I can’t stand up for falling down…
September 14, 2023 at 2:04 AM
@hielanlass.bsky.social I can’t stand up for falling down…
BURMA!
(I panicked.)
(I panicked.)
September 12, 2023 at 4:46 PM
BURMA!
(I panicked.)
(I panicked.)
Ease down, Ripley. You’re just grinding metal. Ease down.
(This week needs nuked from orbit.)
(This week needs nuked from orbit.)
September 9, 2023 at 8:12 PM
Ease down, Ripley. You’re just grinding metal. Ease down.
(This week needs nuked from orbit.)
(This week needs nuked from orbit.)
Salutations! What’d I miss?
August 31, 2023 at 8:55 PM
Salutations! What’d I miss?