Hidn (Deep Fried Lettuce Sommelier)
@hidn.bsky.social
Uncertified Forklift Operator
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a story that gets bogged down in the details. peat fiction
September 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
a story that gets bogged down in the details. peat fiction
Losing my absolute shit (self inflicted)
September 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Losing my absolute shit (self inflicted)
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WE UP WE UP WE SO SO UP
June 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
WE UP WE UP WE SO SO UP
I keep making the same dumb joke at a café I go to and now the employees all think my name is something completely different
June 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I keep making the same dumb joke at a café I go to and now the employees all think my name is something completely different
I am sent from God to consume in all amounts every stimulant 10,000 milligrams ice coffee no lunch
June 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I am sent from God to consume in all amounts every stimulant 10,000 milligrams ice coffee no lunch
"You can try again tommorow" WRONG. DO OR DIE TONIGHT
May 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"You can try again tommorow" WRONG. DO OR DIE TONIGHT
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April 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Standing up, saluting, and thanking wildlife biologists and conservationists for their service
March 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Standing up, saluting, and thanking wildlife biologists and conservationists for their service
Hearing the Troubador March in the background of a show and picking up on the FNAF riff like a dog hearing word walk. Why am I like this
March 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Hearing the Troubador March in the background of a show and picking up on the FNAF riff like a dog hearing word walk. Why am I like this
Bambi's mom had it coming
March 9, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Bambi's mom had it coming
Trains are the coyotes of the road
March 9, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Trains are the coyotes of the road
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oh its 1am already. fuck
March 9, 2025 at 8:14 AM
oh its 1am already. fuck
Gotta love multipurpose liquids
March 9, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Gotta love multipurpose liquids
Society 👍👍👍 my soul burns with fury 👍👍👍👍
March 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Society 👍👍👍 my soul burns with fury 👍👍👍👍
Day old baguette is the human version of a chewing dog treat
March 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Day old baguette is the human version of a chewing dog treat
Got a Nonbinary Homie named Straight Brick
March 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Got a Nonbinary Homie named Straight Brick
>look inside city that never sleeps
>sleeping
>sleeping
March 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
>look inside city that never sleeps
>sleeping
>sleeping
How it feels showing up to a "Women and Nonbinary" space
February 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
How it feels showing up to a "Women and Nonbinary" space
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Me talking to my non-binary friends now like
January 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Me talking to my non-binary friends now like
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A computer could never beat me at chess. I would simply unplug it.
January 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A computer could never beat me at chess. I would simply unplug it.
There is no fear like taking a piss after eating spicy food
January 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
There is no fear like taking a piss after eating spicy food
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
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it just doesn’t feel like a proper jan 6 holiday without an attempt to steal an election
January 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
it just doesn’t feel like a proper jan 6 holiday without an attempt to steal an election
"Oh use Bluesky it's way better than twitter" I've been here for 30 seconds and I haven't seen a Miqo'te. I'll take the endless brainrot of Twitter. For da cats
December 24, 2024 at 12:48 AM
"Oh use Bluesky it's way better than twitter" I've been here for 30 seconds and I haven't seen a Miqo'te. I'll take the endless brainrot of Twitter. For da cats