Turgidburgers
@hidingpirates.bsky.social
He/him. 5'6. 200lbs. Gamer. Comic nerd. Married. Dumb as rocks. Terminally Audhd. PNW born and bred.
I love my dick and you should too.
I'm usually gaming. Or lifting.
Cashapp $maestroza
Venmo @majorus-z
I love my dick and you should too.
I'm usually gaming. Or lifting.
Cashapp $maestroza
Venmo @majorus-z
Cage looks damn good on you.
February 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Cage looks damn good on you.
You and me both
February 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
You and me both
Lil guy is barely there at all 😤
February 2, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Lil guy is barely there at all 😤
It was made For the gays, by the gays.
February 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
It was made For the gays, by the gays.
Just love some Dad-Ass
January 31, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Just love some Dad-Ass
Oh that's a good boy!
January 29, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Oh that's a good boy!
In a heart beat!
January 29, 2026 at 8:41 PM
In a heart beat!
Thank God. Was very concerned.
January 28, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Thank God. Was very concerned.
Demonstration is very helpful
January 28, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Demonstration is very helpful
Thaaaanks. I need to wear more button ups
January 27, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Thaaaanks. I need to wear more button ups