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I think there was that time Warren G Harding mixed shrooms and meth but otherwise yeah.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I think there was that time Warren G Harding mixed shrooms and meth but otherwise yeah.
And stop spending 8 bucks on fancy coffees at Starb AAAA HALF THE URBAN REAL ESTATE IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE JUST WENT TO ZERO
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
And stop spending 8 bucks on fancy coffees at Starb AAAA HALF THE URBAN REAL ESTATE IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE JUST WENT TO ZERO
I can make a spreadsheet that will calculate the net present value of that, with future returns discounted at 6% per annum. Spoiler: do it
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I can make a spreadsheet that will calculate the net present value of that, with future returns discounted at 6% per annum. Spoiler: do it
I dunno, all I can hear is Grandpa lying about how he's not dead yet.
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I dunno, all I can hear is Grandpa lying about how he's not dead yet.
The same algorithm runs the HR department at my work.
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The same algorithm runs the HR department at my work.
We can barley contain ourselves.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
We can barley contain ourselves.
Yeah, but a reef for what? Ocean temperatures are bleaching all the life out of coral reefs (reeves?) A bleached artificial reef is just a big dumb-ass sunken ship. Probably leaking traces of oil from its engines and tanks.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Yeah, but a reef for what? Ocean temperatures are bleaching all the life out of coral reefs (reeves?) A bleached artificial reef is just a big dumb-ass sunken ship. Probably leaking traces of oil from its engines and tanks.
Those people are U.S. Attorneys, and they are here to put your rampage of space piracy and love gang activity to an end.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Those people are U.S. Attorneys, and they are here to put your rampage of space piracy and love gang activity to an end.
Had no idea Gary is so popular.
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Had no idea Gary is so popular.
Therapy needs a "Previously On..." narrator to connect the cliffhangers.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Therapy needs a "Previously On..." narrator to connect the cliffhangers.
Ken's girlfriend would naturally be jealous of anyone getting something stuck in them.
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ken's girlfriend would naturally be jealous of anyone getting something stuck in them.
We eat our feelings and spoon with our rage.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
We eat our feelings and spoon with our rage.
I've started using a text editor to write. Dump it into Word for final formatting if needed.
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I've started using a text editor to write. Dump it into Word for final formatting if needed.
Does it continue to supposedly use a litter box but in fact hang its ass over the edge, saturating the hardwood floor with urine and leaving an indelible cat piss smell that will haunt the house forever like the restless ghost of a strangled Edwardian bride?
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Does it continue to supposedly use a litter box but in fact hang its ass over the edge, saturating the hardwood floor with urine and leaving an indelible cat piss smell that will haunt the house forever like the restless ghost of a strangled Edwardian bride?
All Our Handles Are Love Handles
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
All Our Handles Are Love Handles
I have actually thought of writing where my grandfather's drafting table came from in sharpie on the underside of it.
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I have actually thought of writing where my grandfather's drafting table came from in sharpie on the underside of it.
Up until that podcast, the three google searches for "How to have a good time at a party per Elon Musk" all returned "That is the dumbest question I ever heard, and someone just asked me if concrete is high in vitamin E."
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Up until that podcast, the three google searches for "How to have a good time at a party per Elon Musk" all returned "That is the dumbest question I ever heard, and someone just asked me if concrete is high in vitamin E."
Or that they're both Vikings.
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Or that they're both Vikings.
Someone saw a commercial about getting a nickel back and just look what happened.
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Someone saw a commercial about getting a nickel back and just look what happened.
I want to trust this device but this device has hurt me so often.
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I want to trust this device but this device has hurt me so often.
And the Neuromancer vs. Death Race 2000 crossover being reality is not as cool as I thought it would be.
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
And the Neuromancer vs. Death Race 2000 crossover being reality is not as cool as I thought it would be.
BTW I got your postcard the other day and couldn't tell if the blank card was an oversight, an elaborate conceptual joke or a passive-aggressive barb about my relative lack of sending mail art. In each case it was kind of brilliant.
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
BTW I got your postcard the other day and couldn't tell if the blank card was an oversight, an elaborate conceptual joke or a passive-aggressive barb about my relative lack of sending mail art. In each case it was kind of brilliant.