Im the fun money and the money for whatever newest brand/flavor of coffee suddenly shows up at Aldi

Excuse you, we live in a two worm paycheck house but her worm paycheck pays for all the fun stuff I get, my worm paycheck go towards vacations and my Da

But then I cant get more chickens!

Shhh. She's just gotten back on my good side today by producing the previously promised new chickems along with previously undisclosed chicken paraphernalia, dont drive us apart again 😭

Yes but only if you are specifically an irish worm. If you reinwormnated somewhere else Im afraid im legally forced to stop loving you (unless you reinwormnate as a texas lesbian worm)

The power of his protectiveness over Jace really guided that knife exactly where it needed to be

Hopefully they'll get the point and leave you alone! 💙

I think you need to block the moots coming into your dms too, why are they enabling that behavior by even asking you why? They should just be ignoring the person asking them to ask you why you blocked them

I tried! I showed her pics of the cows being cuties and she said no 🥺🥺

I honestly wanted 3 more cows to even out our herd, but she negotiated me down to 5 new chickens, a new rooster, and two fruit trees 😮‍💨

Nooo dont tell me where you got it from, im gonna end up spending money buying fits I dont neeeed 😭 my ass was already out spending money buying new chickens and an ass load of trees I dont need to spend more!

Those boots look amazing and that dress is so fucking cute I love it 😩