just took the turkey out of the freezer

The Dodgers are my favorite team because they’re making all these other billionaires look like the cheap, pathetic chumps they are

sure, snell signed to the dodgers but why wouldn’t you? a winning team with capital S superstar players that have the ability of maintaining and revitalizing talent? not even thinking about the money i take that deal

as much as i would absolutely adore to see mike tyson turn jake pauls brain to scrambled eggs, it’s gonna be the most rigged fight ever and im already disappointed

come on man

hawk bluah skeet on that thang

yeah this app’s alright but it needs more hawk tuah

wow it’s nice to open an app and not get existential dread immediately