My dad's in critical condition and his heart needs multiple bypasses and their insurance is doing everything they can to not spend any money on him
February 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My dad's in critical condition and his heart needs multiple bypasses and their insurance is doing everything they can to not spend any money on him
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce the suspension of my campaign for Maricopa county sheriff. Tomorrow I will address the allegations that have plagued my campaign since the beginning
October 3, 2023 at 4:27 PM
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce the suspension of my campaign for Maricopa county sheriff. Tomorrow I will address the allegations that have plagued my campaign since the beginning
Polls looking great!
October 3, 2023 at 4:26 PM
Polls looking great!
ANNOUNCEMENT -
I am happy to announce Robert Kennedy Jr as my running mate. Pending a reply from his campaign office, we will dominate the sheriff race
I am happy to announce Robert Kennedy Jr as my running mate. Pending a reply from his campaign office, we will dominate the sheriff race
October 3, 2023 at 4:24 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT -
I am happy to announce Robert Kennedy Jr as my running mate. Pending a reply from his campaign office, we will dominate the sheriff race
I am happy to announce Robert Kennedy Jr as my running mate. Pending a reply from his campaign office, we will dominate the sheriff race
Thank you for coming to my campaign announcement rally. With your support, I can become fabulously wealthy
October 3, 2023 at 4:18 PM
Thank you for coming to my campaign announcement rally. With your support, I can become fabulously wealthy
Through quantitative easing of constitutional law, you will soon be able to hunt Tesla owners for sport
October 3, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Through quantitative easing of constitutional law, you will soon be able to hunt Tesla owners for sport
KFC will be given 400 billion dollars in tax incentives so that they'll finally open a store that isn't 30 fucking minutes away from me
October 3, 2023 at 4:15 PM
KFC will be given 400 billion dollars in tax incentives so that they'll finally open a store that isn't 30 fucking minutes away from me
My centerpiece legislation will be the BBLM Act, increasing the flow of big booty latina milfs into the state
October 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
My centerpiece legislation will be the BBLM Act, increasing the flow of big booty latina milfs into the state
Crime is too high it is up 0.0072% since last year, as sheriff I will give all criminals machine guns so they will shoot each other faster this reducing the amount of crimes happening
October 3, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Crime is too high it is up 0.0072% since last year, as sheriff I will give all criminals machine guns so they will shoot each other faster this reducing the amount of crimes happening
This economy needs shock therapy as sheriff I will sell off state assets at bargain prices
October 3, 2023 at 4:10 PM
This economy needs shock therapy as sheriff I will sell off state assets at bargain prices
Announcing my 2024 campaign run for Maricopa county sheriff, read more about my campaign below -
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October 3, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Announcing my 2024 campaign run for Maricopa county sheriff, read more about my campaign below -
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embezzl....
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embezzl....
engage with my posts cowards
September 22, 2023 at 7:27 AM
engage with my posts cowards
banned from twitter one last time for some salacious comments about miami cubans
September 22, 2023 at 4:44 AM
banned from twitter one last time for some salacious comments about miami cubans
im just here to have a good time
September 22, 2023 at 4:43 AM
im just here to have a good time
The final heat death of Twitter is upon us brothers
September 20, 2023 at 3:49 AM
The final heat death of Twitter is upon us brothers
forgot to bring a fork so now i'm eating these cheesy potatoes with sour cream with my bare fingers
July 10, 2023 at 5:56 AM
forgot to bring a fork so now i'm eating these cheesy potatoes with sour cream with my bare fingers
it was a mistake to let me in
July 9, 2023 at 7:31 AM
it was a mistake to let me in