We've all been there.
My multiplayer sessions with friends were like, "One hour."... four hours later...

Our computers have been acting up for the last two hours lmfao. We can't take cash or debit, and if someone is accidentally signed out of a computer, they're not getting back in.
I cast this spell of chaos by saying retail is boring.

Hey there, I'm Hibari.
I'm a variety streamer who tries to play games that allow me to focus on interacting with chat by telling stories, talking about interests, and just saying anything that comes to mind.
If you come at me to talk about D&D, Pokemon, MMBN, or FFXIV, I'll never shut up.

I'm really proud of this one!!
youtube.com/shorts/mnPen...

What's funny is I've been playing Stardew again and loving it all over again. And I already know how much I adore ACNH, I've spent thousands of hours on it. And that's what makes me want to stream it. Just my genuine love for the game.

Sentence them to the Post Office. That way, they can be told that they've ruined Christmas for every other person because those people waited too long to ship their stuff out to be on time.
I have many years of first-hand experience with this one.