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HHermit
@hhermit.bsky.social
she/her, tour guide in Scotland, I'm my professional tour guide self on hermit.on.tour (insta) and my unprofessional nerd self on HalfarsedHermit (tumblr)
I'm a tour guide. "So what's your REAL job?" -.-
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
yea, I definitely learned in increments how I like my teas and which spices I can leave in to steep longer, which ones turn bitter etc
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
ah, going full temperature and steep time control? I'll admit I usually eyeball it - just before the kettle comes to a roll for black teas and just when the first whisps of steam come up for the green teas. I'm sure that's offensive to the more cultured tea-people :D
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I started making my own blends in the pandemic and like to make little themed "collections" - like one for every aspect of the Enhance Ability DnD spell
But winter time also means I break out the lapsang souchong variations again :D
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Tea you say? HI!
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November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
look, the fact that I read this and thought "this is Susie-coded" and only THEN saw who actually posted this...? points for the elbow
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Between Sera's Confession and Gravity I'm in heaven. No pun intended.
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
We had this guy.... in hindsight maybe explains a lot about Austrians
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August 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Art attack rocks. My little 8yo brain often went "that's a loooooot of wasted salt/poppy, though"
August 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
that's just a power play at that point
August 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
might be coming in with that brand of "helpful advice" people hate BUT get one of those shiatsu belt massage thingies if you can, lower back and neck tightness is my bane when I'm on walking
tours and that thing is worth a kingdom. not sure exactly *how* helpful it would be for shoulder blade stuff
July 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I will have my wine red hugh hefner bath robe next to my bed and will wake up the precise moment you fkn ring the bell. I do not care if I look like shit. You can judge my electric wiring, you cannot judge my life choices.
July 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
this is shaping up beautifully!
May 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I mean, yes. It's part of my charme
May 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
well well well, seems like in times of strife in the world, Europe votes for the one unproblematic country who's never done anything wrong ever
May 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
did our asian twink do the thing?
May 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
you managed to ration them pretty well
May 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
you knew what you were doing with this photo and you can't convince me otherwise
April 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
yay! ^^ we both old now! :D
April 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM