hgbradley.bsky.social
@hgbradley.bsky.social
if I’m not catholic can I do confessional like just for fun. and talk to the priest in the little box. and if so at what point are they allowed to kick me out
September 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i used to think it was just an incurable part of my anxiety that I would just always feel like I was annoying to my friends. but then I started surrounding myself with kinder more genuine people and you’ll never guess what happened
July 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
if I could take back all the money I spent on sims 4 expansion packs as a teenager I would probably own a house by now
July 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
growing up I thought pneumatic tubes were gonna be a bigger part of my adult life. is there anything we can do about this
June 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
she ground on my hog till she’s six weeks late
June 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
at some point I should probably post art on this account huh
January 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
January 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
- The Princess Switch
- The Princess Switch: Switched Again
- The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star
- The Princess Switch: Switched 4 Christmas
- The Princess Switch V
- The Princess Switch: The Last Switch
- Princess Switch 7
- The Princess Switch ♾️: Ad Infinitum
January 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
maybe this is a “why can’t they just print more money”-ass political take but like… we could just not do what the government tells us. like can we just all agree to ignore executive orders the way everyone agreed to ignore jojo siwa for like a week
January 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
genderfluid in the way that I’m a woman when I balance a laundry basket on my hip and I’m a man when I explain movie plots to someone who is not interested in hearing them
January 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Reposted
I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
zillow should have a comment section so I can write a love letter to every house ive ever lived in. also to cyberbully landlords
January 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I read the other day that changing your phone display to grayscale can help with phone addiction, so I gave it a shot… it is EMBARRASSINGLY effective. I really am just a monkey hunting for pretty berries on my apps huh.
January 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
the fact that cars normally only have one kind of honk… Insidious. Where’s the creativity. Why do we Accept this as our reality
January 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
five new car honks for 2025:

“beep beep!” this one is for saying hi to friends Or if someone on the road has the same car as you

“BEEEP!” for when the light is green or small mistakes.

“bleep bleeeeep!” to let others know about a hazard/cops

“woomp” my bad sorry

“BWAAHHH” the Fuck You horn
January 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
it makes me sad when the olive oil and balsamic vinegar aren’t next to each other in the grocery store. they’re lovers why would you separate them you fucking monster
January 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
in a country that refuses to build a rebust and affordable public transportation system being Bad at driving is a form of Protest
January 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Every Enployee in this Trader Joe’s is in Love with me.
January 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
“why are you smiling at your phone like that-“
my phone:
January 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
why don’t we have something like a wedding registry but for entering young adulthood. Why do I have to get married to get to own a stand mixer
January 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM