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Ding dong
MeOW
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I hope you know that i would break down the fucking gates of hell to pull you out. So theres that. No advice. Just a solid statement.
January 14, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Blessing you with my first AWOOOOOOOOGA of the year
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
This made me so excited
December 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Which one did you get
October 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Cause ill fly out there and piss
You can count on me
August 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Whos coffee cup do i need to piss in
August 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Yoga

Pilates

Stuff that will work your muscles but not get ya ripped

Just enough to tone ya and feel like you are using your human body

(I need to take my own suggestions)
August 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Youre out here doing some really incredible stuff!!!
August 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Just wait till you meet a nice lesbian named Trinity. Then you'll look like an IDIOT for this post
August 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Out here its weird little dive bars
August 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This is AMAZING
July 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Goin out for wings tonight just to feel closer to you
June 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM