Fun Fact: One of my ancestors was Lord Mayor of London in 1642 and then they later threw him in the Tower of London for participating in regicide against King Charles I. His son immigrated to the United States and now my dumbass is here!

Dems? Be disruptive? Nah, they'll politely clap and then Pelosi or someone will do some snarky bullshit behind his back. Again.

I mean, the Designated Survivor is probably RFK. Besides that, the only countries with Hypersonic Missiles spent a lot of money buying the President and the GQP.

You should see his United States Constitution toilet paper

Coming soon to a bathroom near you

Well, the good news is now that we're going down the path of Xian Nationalism it's only a matter of time they wall off Los Angeles and New York City making Escape from New York and Escape from LA prophetic movies.

I mean, if he wanted to destabilize any/all relations we have with the Middle East that's exactly what I would say after getting a two hour blowjob and a free plot of land on the Med for Trump Tower Gaza from BiBi. Granted that will push them closer to China/Russia. So he earned his bribes.

Also known as "What the hell is with all these live action shows on Adult Swim?"

Until the split over Civil Rights the Dems were the bad guys. Most ""Republicans"" will trot that out (then ignore the Solid South) So literally in sixty? years the Dems have "had to" become the Progressive & Liberal party. Pelosi has been in office longer than that.

They've never been an opposition party, especially after Bill Clinton's "Third Way" party bullshit. The only difference between the two is the GOP runs on White Nationalism and the Dems use that fact to raise funds from "everyone else."

Dude it's NoLa. Their last Superbowl the power went out in the Dome because of Entergy. They've had outages caused by mylar ribbon during Mardi Gras and squirrels getting into junction boxes. Not to mention Entergy Cat (RIP!) shut down half the city getting electrocuted.

The best is that Louisiana wouldn't be in this mess, but Big Oil doesn't like paying taxes and would rather pay off politicians. "Landrieu sees opportunity for accelerated oil and gas revenue sharing in new Congress" archive.is/i1CwW

That's hysterical when you consider Landry was flying a Trump flag over the capitol in Baton Rouge just a few days ago. "I never thought the leopards would eat -my- face!" exclaims Landry. apnews.com/article/trum...

I love how Melania is dressed like the Black Spy from Spy vs Spy. Couldn't be any more obvious if she's dressed as Natasha from Bullwinkle.

I mean, Vegan Cheese is a thing. I've had to switch to a lot of it with the whole dairy intolerance thing.