Just won a tub of lollipops and gave them out to everyone I passed on my way to the bus. Guys being nice is really fun

I have got SO many characters

Dude I had to actively think "don't put the 3ds in your pocket" because its night time and If I take it with me to have a cigarette I know it'll lock me outside. Cause I'll sit down to play more and I'll be stuck playing until I get bored and I'm fucked out of it so that won't be for like an hour

The Penjamin brought me back from the dead

Call me john the way my train cold

Feel like I should've been warned about I Saw The TV Glow

bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you

People do not take Halloween seriously enough these days tf is going on

A few months ago, one of my friends found out my email and ordained me online for a laugh, and they still send me email newsletters every so often. So here I am, sat on the bus at 7am dressed in a full Plants Vs Zombies costume and getting asked "Hey, are you feeling sacred right now?" by the church

I believe that as a society, the beginning of our decreased attention span was when movies stopped putting all the important credits at the very beginning, so there's like 2 whole minutes of just watching names.

Also I've finally got the hezzlin tag this is huge

This is like, an actually enjoyable experience. God fuck X formerly known as twitter mods fuck elon

Holy moly. We might be so back.