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autistic fat lady that maybe is gunna publish some speculative writing some day or something. beware, I drop a lot of gosh bombs.
Fat girl and ED survivor here.

Existing in a fat body doesn't promote or glorify obesity.

Existing in a thin body doesn't promote or glorify EDs.

Does one body type get more opportunities and preferential treatment in Hollywood and the media? Yes, but we can change that. We *are* changing that.
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I know people wanna see AOC primary Chuck Schumer for the senate, and she's going to be great no matter what she does, but two words:

Lina Khan.

How can we convince her?

No more corporate dems, plz.
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
No worries. Just me and my tism friends making ourselves sad over Vigilante sobbing about #Peacemaker, wanting to be his best friend so hard, and then running away from any confrontation that could shatter that illusion. We've been there, buddy.

I wanna hear your allegator facts, Vigilante. 🥹
September 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Into the Woods said it best: "Nice is different than good."

White Supremacy Culture will always wrap itself up in niceness, especially to other white people, and tell you that it's good.
I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.
September 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
More Mamdanis, less Schumers, please.
September 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Dear HEMA,

Now that Target is on the ropes, Walmart has always been the worst, and people want an alternative to Amazon, NOW IS THE TIME TO STRIKE!

Please come to the US so I can buy cute Miffy/Nijntje cookware.

Thanks,
Me
September 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
When is the game #Dispatch coming out?
a black and white photo of a young boy with his hand on his chin .
Alt: a black and white photo of a young boy with his hand on his chin, waiting patiently.
media.tenor.com
September 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A friend who does cool time clock app videos was talking to me about the thoughtless comments they get from people.

ngl, it's tempting to get the app again just so I can ninja in the comments and ask people: "Is this who you really are as a person?"
September 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Is Taylor Lorenz doing a psyop?
August 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I'm not sure how to organize my thoughts about the new song "Tears" by #SabrinaCarpenter except...

Men: But the loneliness epidemic. We're so lonely.
Women: Please do the bare minimum.
Men: I can't figure out why we're so lonely.
August 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Watching @ginnydi.com's video series on making #D&D characters out of Barbies makes me wanna play Barbie scale D&D. Think of how much Mattel could make off the nerds (aka me). Hasbro and Mattel have done other licensing agreements.
August 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Every time I go to therapy I feel like the "this is fine" cartoon, talking about my personal stuff while the world is burning around me.
August 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
August 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The great thing about the lead up to Halloween is it's where I get a lot of my year round interior decorating from. Jason mask? Going on my wall. Gold skeleton? My office is gunna soooo classy now.
August 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The other thing about #FocusFriend is that I made my little bean a coffee bean and named him Cold Brew but I don't think he knows he's a coffee bean and sometimes I catch him drinking coffee and should I be concerned about the cannibalism?
August 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
So I tried out the #FocusFriend app by Hank Green and I find one of the most helpful uses for it is setting it to the highest level of minutes before I go to bed at night so I don't check my phone when I don't instantly fall asleep. But also that feels like cheating somehow.
August 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Dusting off my Blue Sky account. What did I miss?
August 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Porky, an 18 yo Mini Dachshund Lich King: Hey, get up and feed me.

Me: It is 5:30am, Dog. Can we wait 30 minutes?

Porky: I don’t subscribe to your fake and arbitrary concept of time. I run on tummy time, which is REAL.

Me: …It is very hard to argue with this logic.
December 6, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 PM
I’m starting to think people are very bad for my health.
November 30, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Today I tried a class of something new and was called out by the instructor as "an inspiration" to the other students for sucking the most, I guess. 🙃 I think I'll stick to swimming.
November 30, 2024 at 6:45 AM
I'm pretty sure my 18yo geriatric dachshund intends to become a lich so he can bark and boss me around for the rest of his undead life. How is he still this spicy?
November 25, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Will someone help me figure out my life? I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up. It's getting a little dicey in my 40s.
November 25, 2024 at 11:04 PM
A swimming update for the 3 people here who like reading swimming posts. My last class was the 2nd or 3rd attempt to learn butterfly. I could only do 2ish strokes at a time, but I kept going 2-3 strokes at a time for the entire class. I felt it more than swimming laps the whole time. Lol.
November 24, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I don't know, man. If your whole thing is "democracy is on the line" and then your response to democracy being on the line is to take nice smiling pictures with the people threatening democracy, maybe you didn't care that much about democracy to begin with.
November 17, 2024 at 3:55 AM