Bumblebee
heywj.bsky.social
Bumblebee
@heywj.bsky.social
Greetings from Cybertron - My mission is to study Earth's customs and people. Your cooperation is appreciated. Together, we will defeat the Decepticons once and for all.
Query - as opposed to what, baby lizards?

Sometimes, humans are confusing.

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January 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Day Eighteen
January 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Day Eighteen
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January 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Day Eighteen
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Day Seventeen
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January 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Day Seventeen
January 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Day Seventeen
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Day Sixteen
January 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Day Sixteen
January 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Day Sixteen
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January 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The former FLOTUS is wise in her judgement.

Query - why would anyone with a functioning CPU want to sit through that release of methane gas?
January 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Elizabeth Warren is a credit to her state, and this nation.

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January 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Day Fifteen
January 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Day Fifteen
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Day Fourteen
January 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Day Fourteen
January 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Day Fourteen
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January 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Day Thirteen
January 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Day Thirteen
January 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Greetings Commander.

Energy levels at 60%
<Running Diagnostic>
Systems Nominal, but not Peak

Will be ready to return to duty within 24 hours.

Side note - recent weaknesses in exoskeleton and flexibility were improved with prolonged rest.

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January 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Yes, but the utterances would be indistinguishable from what comes out of the little orange man's mouth.

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January 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
There is an old expression on Cybertron which applies to the small orange man:

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If your opinion can be bought, you have no opinion.

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January 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The small orange man and his... indentured companion do not appear to be...

<accessing English similes/metaphors>

...aging like fine wine.

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January 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM