From the Fifth Amendment: "No person shall [...] be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;".

Come get me!

"But the jaguars said they wouldn't eat MY face?!?"

People without jobs can't buy cars. Even Henry Ford understood that.

Woah, easy there. Leon never founded shit.

Words of wisdom

Is this the plot of "The Godfather Part 4"?

It's better than the Nothing that they've been doing, I guess.

Jokes on him. A lot of people used AI to generate their responses. Garage In, Garbage Out.

Eww. I was eating lunch and that just put me off my McChicken.

* I drank a whiskey drink
* I drank a vodka drink
* I drank a lager drink
* I drank a cider drink
* I sang the songs that remind me of the good times, and I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.

Hi, U.S. gov worker here. I gotta fill out paperwork each week to get paid, and part of that paperwork is breaking down my weekly forty-hours into task-specific time codes. If I don't, there's a secretary demanding of me to know why.
Nobody dead is getting a free gov paycheck.

Boris Johnson figured it out?!?
Boris Johnson?
Wow, this is a low point. Ya, this one hurts.

We need to have RATM (or someone covering RATM) playing at every inauguration, just like how at Roman triumphs there was always a guy telling the celebrant "Memento mori" (remember that you are mortal).

If you're against Dolly, you're on the wrong side.

In Utah we call that "Thursday".