jungle Boogie™️
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i would like to point out that it doesn't matter what a person is like, or if you think they should be here or not--that the 14th amendment provides everyone in the jurisdiction of the united states EQUAL protections of the law.
if they can do this to them, they can do this to you.
#FreeKilmar
if they can do this to them, they can do this to you.
#FreeKilmar
April 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
i would like to point out that it doesn't matter what a person is like, or if you think they should be here or not--that the 14th amendment provides everyone in the jurisdiction of the united states EQUAL protections of the law.
if they can do this to them, they can do this to you.
#FreeKilmar
if they can do this to them, they can do this to you.
#FreeKilmar
me: we should not kidnap people
some conservative weirdo i knew 20 years ago: well, have you considered that maybe they DESERVE to be kidnapped?
i am tired of the casual cruelty of this world, gang.
some conservative weirdo i knew 20 years ago: well, have you considered that maybe they DESERVE to be kidnapped?
i am tired of the casual cruelty of this world, gang.
March 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
me: we should not kidnap people
some conservative weirdo i knew 20 years ago: well, have you considered that maybe they DESERVE to be kidnapped?
i am tired of the casual cruelty of this world, gang.
some conservative weirdo i knew 20 years ago: well, have you considered that maybe they DESERVE to be kidnapped?
i am tired of the casual cruelty of this world, gang.
let it be known: if u play celebi leafeon i am not thanking u after the game
March 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
let it be known: if u play celebi leafeon i am not thanking u after the game
she's cute but its not the same. one day i'll finish the surging sparks trio 😭
February 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
she's cute but its not the same. one day i'll finish the surging sparks trio 😭
gasfight, girlkeep, gayboss
February 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
gasfight, girlkeep, gayboss
sunbreon this
moonbreon that
give me this idiot eevee and give it now.
moonbreon that
give me this idiot eevee and give it now.
February 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
sunbreon this
moonbreon that
give me this idiot eevee and give it now.
moonbreon that
give me this idiot eevee and give it now.
the world is a nightmare and only getting darker.
so anyways, here's some pokemon cards i picked up this week. can you tell who my favorite pokemon is?
so anyways, here's some pokemon cards i picked up this week. can you tell who my favorite pokemon is?
January 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
the world is a nightmare and only getting darker.
so anyways, here's some pokemon cards i picked up this week. can you tell who my favorite pokemon is?
so anyways, here's some pokemon cards i picked up this week. can you tell who my favorite pokemon is?
sometimes when i’m doing bad in video games i tell people i’m a ten year old and it can go a lot of ways but rarely is it this positive
January 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
sometimes when i’m doing bad in video games i tell people i’m a ten year old and it can go a lot of ways but rarely is it this positive
i cant believe trump's jan 6 pardons have put me on the same side as the police
January 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
i cant believe trump's jan 6 pardons have put me on the same side as the police
at least when this inauguration is done, the blueAnon folks will stop with the insane conspiracy theories that the FBI is gonna repel from the ceiling of the capitol like fucking ninjas and arrest him.
you libs are embarrasing as hell
you libs are embarrasing as hell
January 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
at least when this inauguration is done, the blueAnon folks will stop with the insane conspiracy theories that the FBI is gonna repel from the ceiling of the capitol like fucking ninjas and arrest him.
you libs are embarrasing as hell
you libs are embarrasing as hell
after an abysmal prismatic showing this weekend, i picked up some paldea evolved and pulled this badboy on the first pack!!
i never get anything cool!!
#pokemontcg
i never get anything cool!!
#pokemontcg
January 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
after an abysmal prismatic showing this weekend, i picked up some paldea evolved and pulled this badboy on the first pack!!
i never get anything cool!!
#pokemontcg
i never get anything cool!!
#pokemontcg
January 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
the tiktok return banner slobbin all over trump's knob is so embarrassing
January 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
the tiktok return banner slobbin all over trump's knob is so embarrassing
tiktok has gone dark for me, and in protest, i am going to become SO chinese. youll have never seen anyone be as chinese as i am about to be.
January 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
tiktok has gone dark for me, and in protest, i am going to become SO chinese. youll have never seen anyone be as chinese as i am about to be.
i waited out in the cold for a single prismatic ETB at nearly triple MSRP and tasted the long dick of defeat
i did get this masterball budew though so it wasn't all bad
#pokemontcg
i did get this masterball budew though so it wasn't all bad
#pokemontcg
January 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
i waited out in the cold for a single prismatic ETB at nearly triple MSRP and tasted the long dick of defeat
i did get this masterball budew though so it wasn't all bad
#pokemontcg
i did get this masterball budew though so it wasn't all bad
#pokemontcg
american tiktok refugees after spending twelve minutes on rednote
January 17, 2025 at 7:41 AM
american tiktok refugees after spending twelve minutes on rednote
elon out here thinking he neo but he's actually that dude from grandma's boy
January 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
elon out here thinking he neo but he's actually that dude from grandma's boy
if we are going to live in an oligarchic hellscape can we at least bring cyberpunk aesthetic to america
January 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
if we are going to live in an oligarchic hellscape can we at least bring cyberpunk aesthetic to america
back in the height of pokemon go summer, i remember seeing a cool gen 1 mon and screaming to a large group of people at the park "hey theres a persian right over there!!"
i looked up from my phone and was pointing directly at a very confused sikh dude
i looked up from my phone and was pointing directly at a very confused sikh dude
December 28, 2024 at 7:00 PM
back in the height of pokemon go summer, i remember seeing a cool gen 1 mon and screaming to a large group of people at the park "hey theres a persian right over there!!"
i looked up from my phone and was pointing directly at a very confused sikh dude
i looked up from my phone and was pointing directly at a very confused sikh dude
i can’t wait to have enough money to do whatever it is that old people do at the bank that holds everything up forever.
December 23, 2024 at 6:16 PM
i can’t wait to have enough money to do whatever it is that old people do at the bank that holds everything up forever.
everybody's shitting on intergalactic because there's a woman in it, but i haven't seen anyone talking about how KUMAIL NANJIANI is the ??bad?? guy??
December 17, 2024 at 6:17 PM
everybody's shitting on intergalactic because there's a woman in it, but i haven't seen anyone talking about how KUMAIL NANJIANI is the ??bad?? guy??
i hope the next person to cap a ceo is at least a little hot
December 14, 2024 at 12:14 AM
i hope the next person to cap a ceo is at least a little hot
all this luigi mangione stuff got me wondering what the response woulda been if the unabomber had been hot
December 12, 2024 at 6:47 AM
all this luigi mangione stuff got me wondering what the response woulda been if the unabomber had been hot
why do we have 3 different places scoring us if theyre only going to use the lowest score?
December 11, 2024 at 6:26 PM
why do we have 3 different places scoring us if theyre only going to use the lowest score?