throughout the regular season, he collects the seeds and hoards them in his clubhouse office in preparation for the postseason. "His piles are enormous," says Shohei Ohtani through his translator, "I fear I could be crushed if I dare to enter his abode."

fun fact: much like a chipmunk, dave roberts stores vast quantities of of seeds in his cheek pouches before every game. these nutritional reserves give him a competitive advantage during important playoff games.

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