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heythar.bsky.social
HazelSquirrel
@heythar.bsky.social
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Dorky leftist flat squirrel (30’s y.o.) (he/they) that likes cartoons and being a cartoon! this is a mostly SFW account but still kink/suggestive so no minors allowed thx!💜taken💜 🥞🔒 #flattened #furry

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I have started trying to do my own arts!

On the left is my new D&D mouse Cypress, smushed by unknown means, and the right is a Hazel flat doodle I did last night~

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November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
heythar.bsky.social
Photos of gay popsicles
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
heythar.bsky.social
Happy Flat Fuck Friday!

Whatever you do, don’t click suspicious links or you might end up magically sucked into the computer and spat out like this @~@;;

Comm from an anonymous friend!
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Hazel the orange and tan cartoon squirrel pressed and flattened onto a CD. He’s smiling and wearing a light blush~
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
heythar.bsky.social
I’ve heard of “having your own words used against you” but this is just silly!! Well… anyone need a stone squirrel slab? >///>

My first stone tf comm by the lovely @abcfoolery.bsky.social !

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Hazel the toon squirrel smugly saying “yeah, flattening gets me ROCK HARD”. His speech bubble breaks the 4th wall and curses himself, turning him into a flat stone slab with a surprised expression, that then falls over with a WHAM!! Hazel is an orange-ish brown anthropomorphic cartoon squirrel with light tan on the undersides of his arms, feet, tail and face. He wears a brown long sleeved shirt with a white collar, black pants, and has golden, ruffled hair.
October 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
heythar.bsky.social
#BLFC2025 was a blast! Met some new friends and met up with online pals, lots of suiting and board gaming, got my nails painted, made good memories, and brought home some of @jay.pooltoy.tf art from the art auction! 💕 💕

Suiters in photos are @xisthriu.bsky.social and @brae.gay !
October 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
heythar.bsky.social
You’ve got good taste! I loooove skunks 💜 I went home with one of the other pics that @jay.pooltoy.tf did!
October 19, 2025 at 8:34 AM
heythar.bsky.social
Happy Flat Fuck Friday! I— Hey wait—! *SQUAMSH* 💫

🎨 by @sometoony.bsky.social

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October 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
heythar.bsky.social
Splatober, Squishtober, it’s all the same to me. I’m still flat @w@

Comm by a cute anonymous friend that is ALSO flat

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Hazel the orange and beige toon squirrel flattened from the top down into a pancake with his paws and tail sticking out. He’s wearing a surprised, crosseyed expression.
October 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
heythar.bsky.social
It’s always important to not stand on big red Xs, unless you’re into that sort of thing of course xwx

Special feet appearance by @dogonarock.bsky.social uwu

Comm by @squashdragons.bsky.social !
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September 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
heythar.bsky.social
How it feels to be in the toon community
Lyrics from Husbands by Geese “And I may be stomped flat But my loneliness is gone”
September 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
heythar.bsky.social
I just wanted to make myself a sandwich, I didn’t know that it would turn out so literally like this!! @///@

Lovely comm by @ifrastrawberii.bsky.social !

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My fursona Hazel the cartoon anthro orange and tan squirrel, squashed flat in a panini press and turned into a funny looking sandwich! He’s wearing his usual dark brown long sleeve shirt and black pants, with dizzy spiral eyes and tongue sticking out~
September 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
heythar.bsky.social
My good buddy @oceanotter.bsky.social so kindly drew me as a big girl and we goin to Canes together. I’m ALWAYS down for a visit to Canes ✨
Hazel the toon squirrel except as a girl, bulked up and heavier, practically strangling her little friend Otter in her left arm as she tries to figure out what to order at Raising Cane’s. Hazel is mostly orange with beige from cheeks to chin, black cartoon eyes and a brown dress. Otter is brown with beige fur on their front side, and wears red goggles on their head.
September 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
heythar.bsky.social
Hope yall have a great Monday!
Here’s a selfie of me right now :3

🎨: @mizuriba.bsky.social

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Hazel the toon squirrel all flattened with his bottom half rolled up like a scroll. His flat arms arm crossed and he’s giving a relaxed look with half closed eyes.
September 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
heythar.bsky.social
TGIF (Thank God I’m Flat)!

You should spend today squished and chillin like me 😎

Awesome comm by @mizuriba.bsky.social !
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Hazel the toon squirrel flat and lazing on a pool floater, flat drink in one hand and wearing sunglasses~ Hazel the toon squirrel flat and lazing on a pool floater, flat drink in one hand and giving a cool chilling expression~
September 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
heythar.bsky.social
One thing you gotta know about being flat is that it makes windy days extra precarious! A strong gust can easily blow you away, and as you can see here I’m an example of that @w@

Anyone wanna help get me down…?

Lovely art from @squishyboye.bsky.social !

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Hazel the cartoon squirrel flattened completely thin like a pancake getting blown away by the wind. His whole body is wobbly, and he has a dazed, surprised expression with his tongue sticking out.
September 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
heythar.bsky.social
Dribbling like a basketball >:3
September 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
heythar.bsky.social
Geez steamroller drivers these days are crazy! Can’t a squirrel just walk to work in peace one of these days?? >///>

Great YCH piece done by @tonzono.bsky.social !

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Hazel the toon squirrel flattened on the wheel of a steamroller looking shocked and blushing a bit at his embarrassing predicament! The driver is chatting with bystander Tonzono and insisting that he just HAD to flatten Hazel. Dialog: Steamroll driver: “Mornin Tonz” Tonz: “…” Driver: “Hey, I couldn’t help myself! He looked like he needed to be flattened!” Tonz: “Ouais, á d'autres..”
September 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
heythar.bsky.social
Kelvbun continues to be so mean to me!! He’s kept me as a seat sticker for like three straight days now @w@ and look at that face, he knows EXACTLY what he’s doing… 😤

2D art by @mizuriba.bsky.social
3D render by @kelveron.bsky.social
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Kelvbun the bunny leaning up against a wall, showing his rear end to the viewer. Flattened onto his butt is a pancaked Hazel the squirrel, squished like a circular tattoo with a blushy expression. Kelvbun is looking smug, like he knows exactly what he did~
September 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
heythar.bsky.social
we in :3
September 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
heythar.bsky.social
Day 2 of being flat, Kelv promised to help get me up, and I really thought that would mean like, getting me an air tank or SOMETHING, but I guess he just meant getting me up….
on his wall @///@
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2D art by @kitsovereign.bsky.social
3D render by @kelveron.bsky.social
Hazel the orange cartoon squirrel is flattened up on Kelv the bunny’s wall. Hazel is looking spread out and blushy, with arms and legs splayed out, and Kelv is looking up at his job well done, with a paint roller in his hand~
September 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
heythar.bsky.social
Crossed the road without looking and Kelv here took the opportunity to flatten me with a steamroller like 60 times… so mean! Now I’m so flat I’m practically a road sticker! I hope this flatness doesn’t last all month… (it will)

2D art @squishyboye.bsky.social
3D render @kelveron.bsky.social
September 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
heythar.bsky.social
lol flattened
August 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
heythar.bsky.social
Surely I don’t know what you mean! >w>
August 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
heythar.bsky.social
🎵 I came in on a wrecking ball 🎵
August 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
heythar.bsky.social
Squish~
August 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM