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Susie
@heysusie.bsky.social
Writer at  living in Oakland. I like music and soccer. My dog says hi.
And the Bloody Mary beer chaser is life. We request it sometimes in California and they have to take our word that it's a real thing.
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
That's where we were! Shorewood brat haus. They seemed so confident in the two mug method I didn't question them. But I did question my life choices.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This has become the funniest pattern. I first ordered a Bloody Mary (not pictured) and it came in a little bottle, like a salad dressing bottle, def more than one glass. Then the huge margarita that night. Then today my Riverwest came in two glasses. Milwaukee come on, I'm only one person!!!
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Good call, that's a great idea!
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Right? Me too.
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I got 5 on it. (I got 55 on it.)
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Thank you for taking care of him, and happy holidays, and I'm sorry for your loss.
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I'm absolutely buying a subscription for my too-cool teen this Christmas. More than happy to chip in for gift subscriptions for nursing homes! Been reading the Onion since it was just in Madison scouting drunks of the week. You're the best. ❤️❤️❤️
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Once they made cookies into cereal there was no turning back
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
We saw a fourth taco truck! Yes I'm certain it's not the same truck moving around. 🌮🌮🌮🌮
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I just finished four books in four days. (One was by Claire Keegan so it's very short BUT STILL.)
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
lol Starbucks sent me a survey about going to Starbucks in target and I'm like where do I start, anti DEI Target or anti union Starbucks?
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Congratulations on your achievement and for upsetting all these sad little haters! Hip hip hooray! 🥳
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My dad too, and it had to be very generic ginger ale so the ginger flavor wasn't too strong. Didn't care for the fancy stuff. I miss my parents so much this time of year. Sorry about your dad.
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
That's so disappointing! Who still does fresh cut fries, just Five Guys? The fries at In N Out never did it for me.
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
We should totally be Gru and Dr Nefario for Halloween.
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Holy cow I LOVE the who's this clown tweet, you really nailed it there. Excellent work.
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Omg Emily. Best football video I've seen all day.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Our favorite is the NY style at Bluebird in San Leandro. Oh my god it's fantastic.
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM