Laura Slade Lewis
@heysladey.bsky.social
She/her. Comedy writer/fanwoman. Words @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social @mcsweeneys.net @reductress.bsky.social
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I know we talk a lot about how the sims made us weird but I appreciate that it prepared me for a lifetime of telling people to go to bed
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I know we talk a lot about how the sims made us weird but I appreciate that it prepared me for a lifetime of telling people to go to bed
In hindsight we maybe should have known about jk Rowling from the gender policing magical staircases she put in all the girls dorms
October 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
In hindsight we maybe should have known about jk Rowling from the gender policing magical staircases she put in all the girls dorms
Me, 10:00am: haha I’m gonna listen to 90s country while I clean, so random
Me, 10:02am: STRAWBERRY WIIIINE
SEEEEEVENTEEN
Me, 10:02am: STRAWBERRY WIIIINE
SEEEEEVENTEEN
October 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Me, 10:00am: haha I’m gonna listen to 90s country while I clean, so random
Me, 10:02am: STRAWBERRY WIIIINE
SEEEEEVENTEEN
Me, 10:02am: STRAWBERRY WIIIINE
SEEEEEVENTEEN
You come to me on this, the day of your bachelorette trip, and you ask me to do a cold plunge????
August 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You come to me on this, the day of your bachelorette trip, and you ask me to do a cold plunge????
I need timothee chalamet as bob dylan to write an 11-minute song about the natural bridge zoo’s giraffe litigation saga
Two baby giraffes are missing from the Natural Bridge Zoo. The state alleges former zoo owner threatened to shoot veterinarians and current owner hoped one giraffe expert would be killed.
The state seized animals from the privately owned Rockbridge County zoo in 2023, but the giraffes have proven difficult to move. Court filings detail a legal saga and outline allegations of threats…
cardinalnews.org
June 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I need timothee chalamet as bob dylan to write an 11-minute song about the natural bridge zoo’s giraffe litigation saga
CEOs using genAI to spit out copy like: “Stop Scrolling! 👀”
June 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
CEOs using genAI to spit out copy like: “Stop Scrolling! 👀”
Millennial gays when the Gen Z gays want to go out all month
June 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Millennial gays when the Gen Z gays want to go out all month
Idk what I did to make the algorithm think I want a shirt with the word tits on it but I scroll past 20+ per day
May 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Idk what I did to make the algorithm think I want a shirt with the word tits on it but I scroll past 20+ per day
I wrote this about the perfect crime
May 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I wrote this about the perfect crime
Me on r/gardening for the first time having already planted trailing blackberries right next to my house
May 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Me on r/gardening for the first time having already planted trailing blackberries right next to my house
Is gifting a live plant a. a lovely gesture or b. like giving someone homework for their birthday? Discuss
April 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Is gifting a live plant a. a lovely gesture or b. like giving someone homework for their birthday? Discuss
Reposted by Laura Slade Lewis
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
Finally pagans have something to celebrate on st Patrick’s day 😭🌈
Lucy Dacus has publicly confirmed that she is in a committed relationship with her Boygenius bandmate Julien Baker.
Lucy Dacus Is in Love with the Little One
Lucy Dacus has publicly confirmed that she is in a committed relationship with her Boygenius bandmate Julien Baker.
www.vulture.com
March 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Finally pagans have something to celebrate on st Patrick’s day 😭🌈
My latest for @hardtimesshows.bsky.social with love and respect to people from Massachusetts
If This Applebees Didn’t Want Patrons Hurled Across the Bar, Then They Shouldn’t Have Put “I’m Shipping up to Boston” on Their Touchtunes
thehardtimes.net/blog/if-this...
thehardtimes.net/blog/if-this...
If This Applebees Didn’t Want Patrons Hurled Across the Bar, Then They Shouldn’t Have Put “I’m Shipping up to Boston” on Their Touchtunes
Look, I know I'm not perfect. Me and my boys, we got a reputation for getting a little riled up at times. Maybe we could stand to work on that. But at the end of the day, I can't change who l am. I'm ...
thehardtimes.net
March 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My latest for @hardtimesshows.bsky.social with love and respect to people from Massachusetts
Reposted by Laura Slade Lewis
Me showing my exact age in the way I talk about watching SNL for the first time
March 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Me showing my exact age in the way I talk about watching SNL for the first time
Trail mix was invented for freaks like me who don’t want to admit they have a thing for salty fruit
March 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Trail mix was invented for freaks like me who don’t want to admit they have a thing for salty fruit
I guess reading a book on why millennials have anxiety while listening to my comfort music—rilo kiley’s the execution of all things—kind of answers my own question
March 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I guess reading a book on why millennials have anxiety while listening to my comfort music—rilo kiley’s the execution of all things—kind of answers my own question
Alt millennial women collectively trying to decide if we’ve taken the curly hobbit shag haircut thing too far
February 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Alt millennial women collectively trying to decide if we’ve taken the curly hobbit shag haircut thing too far
I didn’t believe in dream jobs until I watched Hannah Berner give handfuls of fake cash to beautiful women for being funny
February 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I didn’t believe in dream jobs until I watched Hannah Berner give handfuls of fake cash to beautiful women for being funny
I am enticed less by the weird glamour of football and more by its many group hugs
February 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I am enticed less by the weird glamour of football and more by its many group hugs
Reposted by Laura Slade Lewis
if your beans didn't soften while cooking it's not because you salted too early. it's not because you added too much acid. it's not because the beans are too old. it's because you're impure of heart and the beans Know
February 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
if your beans didn't soften while cooking it's not because you salted too early. it's not because you added too much acid. it's not because the beans are too old. it's because you're impure of heart and the beans Know
Quiet quitting is one of those things that’s hard to explain but you know it when you see it
February 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Quiet quitting is one of those things that’s hard to explain but you know it when you see it
Lately I have known a weariness beyond my years
February 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Lately I have known a weariness beyond my years