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Um, no.
Unfortunately Diddy is all smiles at Fort Dix, ugh. They don't beat perverts up in jail anymore? Disappointing
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Finally got my highlights touched up so it's time to be outside ☀️🤸🏽‍♀️
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Reading everyone's posts about being in love and liking everyone single one
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A new supreme waffle colored couple emerges, just in time for the holidays. And it's my faves? Perfection.
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Gremlin is charging up to unleash her fury later
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
CHRISTY, (starring Sydney Sweeney) had the worst second weekend drop for a wide release in box-office history.

It earned $108K over the past weekend, a 92% decline.
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Why does Steve Bannon always look like he was recently bit by a zombie and is trying to conceal it?
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
They meant that shit 😂
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Apparently there's a HeeHee Convention going on over at TikTok. I'm confused and concerned.
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Who wants to help me pick out my next set? 💅🏽
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I know Lilly's fake ass friend is Pennywise, I just can't prove it yet. #WelcomeToDerry
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
My nephews fave thing I make him aka "The After School Special".👦🏽📚

• Grilled cheese made from homemade cheesy garlic sourdough
• Spicy crunchy tater tots
• Homemade ketchup
• Homemade sweet'n'spicy bbq dip
• Homemade creamy tomato bisque
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Me and Sasha say hello 💃🏽🐕
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
‘CHRISTY’, the boxing biopic starring Sydney Sweeney....

had one of the worst opening weekends of all time for a movie released in over 2,000 theatres.

So far it's made $1.3M while the suspected cost of production is between $30-40M.
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Okay let's sacrifice another war criminal to see if we get another reward or treat
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Damn, even the cat voting?
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
ROUND 1: PREMIERE SANDWICH ARTISAN VS WEIRD ADULTERER.

@bostonjerry.bsky.social with a flawless victory. Congratulations!

The other Jerry is now INFERNAPE, since he's going to hell. Great job, everyone!
November 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Me and Sasha were Ash Ketchum and Squirtle at our corporate Halloween party. She had the time of her life lol
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Point me to the miracles.
November 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
October 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Mel, please 😂 look at this
October 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Here's the pic of the dinner. The entire tray of the food combined is dinner for the husband. 😣
October 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Here's the picture. I just stared for a few minutes, trying to figure things out 😂
October 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Here's the pic. I'm sitting here just....thinking. I truly don't understand 💀
October 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It never fails. My dog will be sleeping soundly in another room. As soon as I start eating...she appears just like this
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM