Sabs
@heysabs.bsky.social
@abfabsabs on Twitter/Threads; Mama, Software Development Manager & Cookie Hustler. SAC-area resident.
I am following from Threads. 🙂
January 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I am following from Threads. 🙂
Anyone else see this “invalid handle” business?
November 14, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Anyone else see this “invalid handle” business?
Does she know she represents a party that wants to repeal women’s rights to do things like divorce their husbands?
May 17, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Does she know she represents a party that wants to repeal women’s rights to do things like divorce their husbands?
I swear I heard the Windows startup tune as his brain scrambled to recover from the blue screen of death.
May 17, 2023 at 2:54 PM
I swear I heard the Windows startup tune as his brain scrambled to recover from the blue screen of death.
Pretty clear that, on Fox, any act of violence is classified as good and moral, as long as it’s done in furtherance of rising Christofascism.
May 15, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Pretty clear that, on Fox, any act of violence is classified as good and moral, as long as it’s done in furtherance of rising Christofascism.
The SF Armory was just a different space under Kink’s ownership.
May 15, 2023 at 7:26 PM
The SF Armory was just a different space under Kink’s ownership.
Dude, everyone knows you can’t even touch your own feet, let alone raise your chonky legs to desk height. Who’re you kidding?
May 15, 2023 at 3:43 AM
Dude, everyone knows you can’t even touch your own feet, let alone raise your chonky legs to desk height. Who’re you kidding?
Translation: there aren’t enough easy marks around here to get my grift on.
May 15, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Translation: there aren’t enough easy marks around here to get my grift on.
Just keep resealing yours with one of these and any MAGA chucklefuck will find you indistinguishable from a real 12 y/o, which is clearly what they’re actually after.
May 13, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Just keep resealing yours with one of these and any MAGA chucklefuck will find you indistinguishable from a real 12 y/o, which is clearly what they’re actually after.
Oh, what, do hashtags not exist in our fledgling sky kingdom?
May 13, 2023 at 4:03 PM
Oh, what, do hashtags not exist in our fledgling sky kingdom?
#DickIsAbundantAndLowValue
May 13, 2023 at 4:03 PM
#DickIsAbundantAndLowValue
Give us Pez that works like the Willy Wonka gum that takes your taste buds through a full 5-course culinary experience. I really think it’s time.
May 13, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Give us Pez that works like the Willy Wonka gum that takes your taste buds through a full 5-course culinary experience. I really think it’s time.
There’s a joke in there about Pez head & deep throating, but I’m only halfway through my morning coffee and can’t quite find it.
May 13, 2023 at 3:59 PM
There’s a joke in there about Pez head & deep throating, but I’m only halfway through my morning coffee and can’t quite find it.
In fairness, though, they also washed their dishes with gasoline.
May 13, 2023 at 3:57 PM
In fairness, though, they also washed their dishes with gasoline.
I mean, they weren’t wrong.
May 13, 2023 at 3:57 PM
I mean, they weren’t wrong.
My first invite code arrived already used. I wonder if the invite codes being leaked to eBay sellers are coming from staffers. I wonder if any of the staffers ARE the eBay sellers. Nothing surprises me anymore.
May 13, 2023 at 4:18 AM
My first invite code arrived already used. I wonder if the invite codes being leaked to eBay sellers are coming from staffers. I wonder if any of the staffers ARE the eBay sellers. Nothing surprises me anymore.
It would make me so happy if the community here was as repulsed by this as the Burning Man community is by ticket scalpers. Matter fact, we need our own 10 Principles of BlueSky. Some MFers don’t know how to act without some ground rules.
May 13, 2023 at 4:15 AM
It would make me so happy if the community here was as repulsed by this as the Burning Man community is by ticket scalpers. Matter fact, we need our own 10 Principles of BlueSky. Some MFers don’t know how to act without some ground rules.
Holy shit, so do I.
In my underarms. Forever.
In my underarms. Forever.
May 12, 2023 at 4:13 AM
Holy shit, so do I.
In my underarms. Forever.
In my underarms. Forever.
Yes, we had that issue too. I don’t miss it at all. Did you return your equipment?
May 11, 2023 at 6:56 PM
Yes, we had that issue too. I don’t miss it at all. Did you return your equipment?