Rikus ✌️
@heyrikus.bsky.social
Elon will rue the day he forced me here.
Is it inappropriate for me (30) to be dating my boyfriend (35) because of our major Spotify wrapped age difference (18 and 74)?
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Is it inappropriate for me (30) to be dating my boyfriend (35) because of our major Spotify wrapped age difference (18 and 74)?
I know it’s getting serious with my 35 year old boyfriend because he left a box of antacids on his side of the bed
December 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I know it’s getting serious with my 35 year old boyfriend because he left a box of antacids on his side of the bed
Have the unhinged queers made their way here yet? Please tell me I can delete twitter 😭
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Have the unhinged queers made their way here yet? Please tell me I can delete twitter 😭
Bought a new phone and the camera quality is a little TOO good. I really shouldn’t be allowed to zoom into selfies with this much detail.
February 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Bought a new phone and the camera quality is a little TOO good. I really shouldn’t be allowed to zoom into selfies with this much detail.
Nothing has made it clearer to me that I can’t stay in the UK for the rest of my life than hearing that the most popular meal deal snack is a fucking boiled egg. Who the FUCK is walking around with egg breath in the middle of the day 😭😭😭
January 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Nothing has made it clearer to me that I can’t stay in the UK for the rest of my life than hearing that the most popular meal deal snack is a fucking boiled egg. Who the FUCK is walking around with egg breath in the middle of the day 😭😭😭
Watched Conclave yesterday. LOVED the Mean Girls for catholics!! People being bitchy in amongst beautiful architecture? Inject it in my veins!!
January 31, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Watched Conclave yesterday. LOVED the Mean Girls for catholics!! People being bitchy in amongst beautiful architecture? Inject it in my veins!!
Looked up Chris Philp because he said some dumb shit and I have never seen a better example of the uncanny valley. There is no way that this is a human smile. There is no life behind those eyes, only sinister intent.
January 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Looked up Chris Philp because he said some dumb shit and I have never seen a better example of the uncanny valley. There is no way that this is a human smile. There is no life behind those eyes, only sinister intent.
Tried to open up my banking app to see my balance but it wasn’t working. You know what? Maybe it’s for the best I don’t know. I’ll take it as a sign.
January 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Tried to open up my banking app to see my balance but it wasn’t working. You know what? Maybe it’s for the best I don’t know. I’ll take it as a sign.
If there is a way to eat popcorn without unhinging my jaw like a snake, I haven’t found it.
January 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If there is a way to eat popcorn without unhinging my jaw like a snake, I haven’t found it.
A deeply disturbing anime in general. I refused to watch it, instead opting for Digimon because they were at least capable of speech so it didn’t feel like an illegal dog fighting ring
as a child I was somewhat disturbed that Pokémon went around saying their own names and nothing else
January 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
A deeply disturbing anime in general. I refused to watch it, instead opting for Digimon because they were at least capable of speech so it didn’t feel like an illegal dog fighting ring
Everyone looks like a retired Madame Tussaud’s wax figure
January 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Everyone looks like a retired Madame Tussaud’s wax figure
I am the hospitality final boss. I will be the last thing you see before you’re taken out by a rogue serving tray.
December 12, 2024 at 12:35 PM
I am the hospitality final boss. I will be the last thing you see before you’re taken out by a rogue serving tray.
I started seeing an American (gross, I know 🤢) so I’m gonna take him to Nando’s to introduce him to some real culture
December 12, 2024 at 12:33 PM
I started seeing an American (gross, I know 🤢) so I’m gonna take him to Nando’s to introduce him to some real culture
Lucanis “mages are my speciality” Dellamorte having a damage type that not a single mage is weak to in Dragon Age the Veilguard 🙄
November 30, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Lucanis “mages are my speciality” Dellamorte having a damage type that not a single mage is weak to in Dragon Age the Veilguard 🙄
I was gonna watch porn but they showed this ugly fucking vase and now I’m not in the mood anymore 😔
November 26, 2024 at 10:40 AM
I was gonna watch porn but they showed this ugly fucking vase and now I’m not in the mood anymore 😔
Omg just found out my sister started dating a physio. I have arthritis and fibromyalgia, that should be ME
November 22, 2023 at 12:18 PM
Omg just found out my sister started dating a physio. I have arthritis and fibromyalgia, that should be ME
Thank you, beautiful Italian barista, for advising me to drink my cappuccino without a lid so that I can enjoy the foam. I'll be thinking about this interaction for at least 4 months.
November 16, 2023 at 1:58 PM
Thank you, beautiful Italian barista, for advising me to drink my cappuccino without a lid so that I can enjoy the foam. I'll be thinking about this interaction for at least 4 months.
Making myself feel better for not having enough money to buy things I want by online shopping
November 14, 2023 at 6:48 PM
Making myself feel better for not having enough money to buy things I want by online shopping
I'm ready to be unhinged on a new platform and ruin my digital footprint even more. Where are the mentally ill queer people on here??
November 10, 2023 at 10:32 AM
I'm ready to be unhinged on a new platform and ruin my digital footprint even more. Where are the mentally ill queer people on here??