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gay bottom pussy cat dolls doing a popper: “I'm telling you to loosen up my butthole, babe (Uh-huh)”
November 23, 2024 at 6:28 PM
under communism vinyl will be forced to label their sides A and B
August 3, 2024 at 1:05 AM
people who think AI will replace the service industry underestimate the psychological need of the average american to verbally degrade another living human without repercussion.

yelling at an AI who cant be fired just wont scratch that itch for those people
February 28, 2024 at 5:59 PM
under communism no gay will be unable to host
February 24, 2024 at 6:10 AM
accidentally clicked on a “breadtube” video and now am worried of the effects to my algorithm. not trying to hear an hour long essay about how *show for babys* is actually anti-capitalist
November 23, 2023 at 4:14 AM
i’m a simple man, i see a Yanis Varoufakis book and i purchase it
November 11, 2023 at 9:41 PM
every subreddit for an individual city is fascist, but the san francisco subreddit has to be the most fascist of them all. lil mussolinis all of them
August 28, 2023 at 7:25 PM
prigozhin getting his shit obviously rkt by putin is the best and funniest outcome of this inter-imperialist shit
August 24, 2023 at 5:06 AM
marvel brain
Except the evidence showed like 150 different contacts between Trump people and Russian agents. We have the DMs between Stone, Assange, and Gucifer 2.0 🤷‍♂️

Trump even bribed Putin with a $50 million penthouse 🤔
August 24, 2023 at 4:25 AM
under communism there will be no unnecessary stickers on commodities that need to be removed and leave that sticky residue behind that takes forever to wash off
August 11, 2023 at 5:39 PM
i’d be sad there’s no bookmark feature on here if i ever find a post worth bookmarking, thankfully that hasnt happened yet.
August 2, 2023 at 6:20 PM
never had to call in an Rx with a sig that included administering rectally, but now that i know the shortened version of “by rectal” is PR, with “as needed” being PRN… i will forever worry when doing a verbal including “as needed”.
July 26, 2023 at 5:44 AM