Hey you’re a really good community manager. This is a really good post.

Don’t stop at 15 - the effects at 25, 35, 85, 95, etc are all on that same scale, yeah?

Kids are looking for the wall. “What happens when we push dad’s buttons even more?” … until that becomes too unpleasant for them. If your wall is non-violent, you’re doing better than a huge percentage of human history.

Lily *hates* my “frustrated voice” and I’ll ask her for help keeping it away.

Crashing out on LinkedIn is a tried and true method of generating engagement - especially for (and by!) users who find themselves cataclysmically unemployed.

Those in the know are aware of one secret that eludes the typical shitposter. It’s not about crashing out…

It’s about crashing 💥 in.💥

Saw this while eating breakfast with the family - first time on the nugget, myself. Lovely breading everywhere you look!

Same though

Im sorry, you’re burying the lead here. Snakebake is now my favorite pokemon, on account of his croissant tail. Politely requesting a beret for his evolution.

These forecasts are the grownup equivalent of the most annoying kid to play with in elementary school.
“Uh no you ran really fast but you didn’t meet my target so you actually have to do layoffs and you don’t get bonuses. I still get my bonus because I’m sitting on the steps and that’s a safe zone.”

I need whatever the German word is for the intense feeling of underwhelm, cringe, and dejected support I experience when reading the phrase “big ugly bill.”

It’s like democrats are coming to a beyblade tournament with pokemon cards. The card isn’t holographic and they spin and spin and spin on it.

Lillian is starting by breaking rocks for me in zelda

Tree puns? Really? Try branching out.

(I am finally watching arcane s2)

I’m in it to simp for my friends

Let me reply to this on the dumpster fire app you coward