Pat
@heypatnotbad.bsky.social
Doing my best.
I believe there are systemic injustices in American society, and I believe in the need to address them.
Proud Phoenix Metro native, reppin that urban sprawl 🌇🚗🏚️🌵🚙🏘️🚛🏢🚷🚳
My best jokes are wasted on my cats.
I believe there are systemic injustices in American society, and I believe in the need to address them.
Proud Phoenix Metro native, reppin that urban sprawl 🌇🚗🏚️🌵🚙🏘️🚛🏢🚷🚳
My best jokes are wasted on my cats.
You could do that if that’s your jam
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
You could do that if that’s your jam
Fortune “journalist” Orianna Rosa Royle exclusively writes rage bait. Please don’t feed the troll. She already knows she’s a useless sack of shit.
October 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Fortune “journalist” Orianna Rosa Royle exclusively writes rage bait. Please don’t feed the troll. She already knows she’s a useless sack of shit.
”y’all are wild,” another classic
September 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
”y’all are wild,” another classic
Wtf is up with these “vigils,” where’s a guy gotta go to celebrate a dead fascist with some fireworks
September 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Wtf is up with these “vigils,” where’s a guy gotta go to celebrate a dead fascist with some fireworks
Guess he got proven wrong!! 🤣
September 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Guess he got proven wrong!! 🤣
Optimistic take: Charlie’s a lot less resistant to the idea today!
September 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Optimistic take: Charlie’s a lot less resistant to the idea today!
Those denouncements are easier to read if you pretend the authors are trying their very hardest to keep from breaking into laughter.
September 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Those denouncements are easier to read if you pretend the authors are trying their very hardest to keep from breaking into laughter.
I don’t know. But I do know that, if confronted, Bloomberg would say, “bUt It’S iN tHe OpiNIoN sEcTiOn,” as if they don’t have jurisdiction to make sure that journalism happens in that part of their publication.
February 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I don’t know. But I do know that, if confronted, Bloomberg would say, “bUt It’S iN tHe OpiNIoN sEcTiOn,” as if they don’t have jurisdiction to make sure that journalism happens in that part of their publication.
“The new standard is that a claim must both be groundless *and the plaintiff knows it is groundless* — or is indifferent to that fact — and pursues it anyway.”
WOW. So now any loon with a grudge can file a lawsuit against anyone they want, and their target will have no choice but to eat legal fees.
WOW. So now any loon with a grudge can file a lawsuit against anyone they want, and their target will have no choice but to eat legal fees.
February 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“The new standard is that a claim must both be groundless *and the plaintiff knows it is groundless* — or is indifferent to that fact — and pursues it anyway.”
WOW. So now any loon with a grudge can file a lawsuit against anyone they want, and their target will have no choice but to eat legal fees.
WOW. So now any loon with a grudge can file a lawsuit against anyone they want, and their target will have no choice but to eat legal fees.
Excellent timing! Hit that health insurance deductible early in the year!
January 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Excellent timing! Hit that health insurance deductible early in the year!
They definitely are. You and I know it, so does NPR. And so it seems cowardly of NPR to hide any remotely anti-trump wording in the part of the article that they know will get the least attention, especially when that wording is the factor that makes this story newsworthy in the first place.
January 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
They definitely are. You and I know it, so does NPR. And so it seems cowardly of NPR to hide any remotely anti-trump wording in the part of the article that they know will get the least attention, especially when that wording is the factor that makes this story newsworthy in the first place.
Sure, it implies that folks might sue for wrongful dismissal. Very far from reality, because the National Labor Relations Act states that board members can be removed "for neglect of duty or malfeasance in office, but for no other cause." Crucial wording nestled in the unread middle of the article.
January 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Sure, it implies that folks might sue for wrongful dismissal. Very far from reality, because the National Labor Relations Act states that board members can be removed "for neglect of duty or malfeasance in office, but for no other cause." Crucial wording nestled in the unread middle of the article.
I prefer being burnt to shreds. A rare treat.
January 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I prefer being burnt to shreds. A rare treat.
any of the things that happen in Yellowstone
January 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
any of the things that happen in Yellowstone
People living near local airports can tell you that the sky has been “full of drones” for a couple years now. Then all of a sudden, for a couple weeks, if you posted videos of them on TikTok you’d get 100k views.
January 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
People living near local airports can tell you that the sky has been “full of drones” for a couple years now. Then all of a sudden, for a couple weeks, if you posted videos of them on TikTok you’d get 100k views.
It’d be nice if, out of the 38 words in the headline and tagline, one or two of them mentioned the illegality.
January 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It’d be nice if, out of the 38 words in the headline and tagline, one or two of them mentioned the illegality.
What’s this supposed to be, an Olive Garden?
January 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
What’s this supposed to be, an Olive Garden?
Highlight the absurdity. Only ever pronounce it “doggy,” a more accurate interpretation of the 2013 Shiba Confessions Tumblr meme that elon is parroting with his dumb, dumb backronym.
January 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Highlight the absurdity. Only ever pronounce it “doggy,” a more accurate interpretation of the 2013 Shiba Confessions Tumblr meme that elon is parroting with his dumb, dumb backronym.
Idk, but it’s shapeacema if you make it during a ceasefire
January 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Idk, but it’s shapeacema if you make it during a ceasefire