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The Cow Te Ching

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Last night I was missing one.

Didn't know they were poisonous to dogs! There isn't a psychoactive variety of gorse, is there?

Cue Sarah McLachlan music: So many dogs have been affected by accidentally eating certain wild mushrooms. Won't you please help? Those mushrooms are almost all gone.

She earned notice in the historical record before she was nehi.

So much great art could come out of that band name.

Any competent prosecutor would have objected, "Yeah, but it wasn't certified as a SANDWICH-proof vest, was it?"

What could be more banal than saying "It's just balls and strikes".