"I'm gonna make new years look like old years!" (I stumble out of my family Christmas dinner absolutely shit faced slurring my speech. Everyone has come out of this event a worse person, especially myself)
December 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
"I'm gonna make new years look like old years!" (I stumble out of my family Christmas dinner absolutely shit faced slurring my speech. Everyone has come out of this event a worse person, especially myself)
New video by me, it funny, perhaps says a lot about society, or not www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo4H...
The Streamer Awards Are Kinda Gross...
YouTube video by Heymer
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November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
New video by me, it funny, perhaps says a lot about society, or not www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo4H...
It's gonna be great that no matter how good or terrible global warming ends up being. There's always gonna to be guys saying "so they just spent trillions of dollars on made up bullshit?" "Much a do about nothing huh?"
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It's gonna be great that no matter how good or terrible global warming ends up being. There's always gonna to be guys saying "so they just spent trillions of dollars on made up bullshit?" "Much a do about nothing huh?"
My reaction when I'm watching the Muppet's most wanted trailer and I see a Diddy ahh blud
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My reaction when I'm watching the Muppet's most wanted trailer and I see a Diddy ahh blud
Walking into a booktok convention and telling everyone I've never read to kill a mocking bird but I have read One Piece at least 4 times
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Walking into a booktok convention and telling everyone I've never read to kill a mocking bird but I have read One Piece at least 4 times
Finding the most diabolical slurs that would be considered too far even in the 1700s by looking at rare dog breeds
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Finding the most diabolical slurs that would be considered too far even in the 1700s by looking at rare dog breeds
I made a video about the cool new horror trend sweeping the nation. ( Of Sealand) #Noimnothuman and the rise of Uber eats horror youtu.be/yFnYhTm0WeY
The Rise Of Uber Eats Horror
YouTube video by Heymer
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October 30, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I made a video about the cool new horror trend sweeping the nation. ( Of Sealand) #Noimnothuman and the rise of Uber eats horror youtu.be/yFnYhTm0WeY
Love centering a whole video around an obscure reference from 5 years ago that the 100 or so people who would possibly get it would never watch said video in the first place. Its on the same level as a prostate orgasm
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Love centering a whole video around an obscure reference from 5 years ago that the 100 or so people who would possibly get it would never watch said video in the first place. Its on the same level as a prostate orgasm
Reposted by Heymer
I told my dad that i knew how to fix our toilet, he sounded mildly impressed but then said “oh was there and episode of the simpsons where they fix a toilet or something.”
October 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I told my dad that i knew how to fix our toilet, he sounded mildly impressed but then said “oh was there and episode of the simpsons where they fix a toilet or something.”
Reposted by Heymer
when i let out a huge pepsi burp and my baby son looks at me and imitates the burping sound and laughs. plus hes holding a bagel as big as his head
October 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
when i let out a huge pepsi burp and my baby son looks at me and imitates the burping sound and laughs. plus hes holding a bagel as big as his head
Watching some old Simpsons episodes and found where I got a vocal stim I've had my whole life. And it's from Barney shaking his big fat ass under a stall looking for a toothpick
October 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Watching some old Simpsons episodes and found where I got a vocal stim I've had my whole life. And it's from Barney shaking his big fat ass under a stall looking for a toothpick
Day 1 of browsing r/Kitchencells and and making a meal to cope with viewing such abject suffering
October 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Day 1 of browsing r/Kitchencells and and making a meal to cope with viewing such abject suffering
My favorite fanfic genre, "from Eminem to lovers"❤️
October 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My favorite fanfic genre, "from Eminem to lovers"❤️
New Pokemon's looking great 👍
October 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
New Pokemon's looking great 👍
Smoking dick and happy pills
October 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Smoking dick and happy pills
Love to be making videos about stuff and things as the world burns down (not until tomorrow at least youtu.be/c0U5NpYTLEc)
The Politics Of Pineapple On Pizza.
YouTube video by Heymer
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September 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Love to be making videos about stuff and things as the world burns down (not until tomorrow at least youtu.be/c0U5NpYTLEc)
Sometimes I be making shit that I don't even know if it's good or not
September 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Sometimes I be making shit that I don't even know if it's good or not
Oh how I wish to return to the timeline where the "Shrek The Third tie-in Shrek shaped and Shrek colored raviolis" had became a permanent menu item
September 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Oh how I wish to return to the timeline where the "Shrek The Third tie-in Shrek shaped and Shrek colored raviolis" had became a permanent menu item
Sorry if I'm being uncouth but I need to rethink my financial situation like I need a fat bitch
September 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Sorry if I'm being uncouth but I need to rethink my financial situation like I need a fat bitch
I'm Silking I'm Songing, I'm Silking I'm Songing
September 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm Silking I'm Songing, I'm Silking I'm Songing
I make a little video where I'm angry about a topic no normal person should realistically care about. Watch here to see if I combust at the end youtu.be/i-9V4x-cMcI
Why no one cares about horror anime
YouTube video by Heymer
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September 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I make a little video where I'm angry about a topic no normal person should realistically care about. Watch here to see if I combust at the end youtu.be/i-9V4x-cMcI