Dan McGovern
heymcg13.bsky.social
Dan McGovern
@heymcg13.bsky.social
Was anyone else hoping Dementia Don would sneak onto his Qatari bribe and fly to Putin yesterday after the release of the Epstein files? But, then again, the DOJ didn’t really release the files.
December 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
@southparkstudios.bsky.social And if it’s the sequel to the April Fools T&P episode, you should earn a Peabody.
@southparkstudios.bsky.social Please tell me you’ll have a very special brand new episode to premiere during the Kennedy Center Honors this year. Can’t wait to see how he spins the ratings…
August 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
@southparkstudios.bsky.social Please tell me you’ll have a very special brand new episode to premiere during the Kennedy Center Honors this year. Can’t wait to see how he spins the ratings…
August 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’m guessing this was not asked at today’s takeover of DC press conference:

“Mr. President, can you reassure the American people right now that this action isn’t just a distraction to give Pam Bondi more time to hide the evidence that you sexually assaulted underage girls with the help of Epstein?”
August 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If only members of the three branches of government were required to retire at the age of Social Security benefits, we’d solve a lot of problems with @democrats.org never getting off the stage for someone with ideas from this century.
June 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Since the advent of streaming, I don’t remember the last time I purchased an album. I just purchased Bruce Springsteen’s latest: Land of Hope & Dreams. It’s from his May 14 Manchester concert. You should too. #resist
May 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM