Society for the Deceleration of Time
@heymanslowdown.bsky.social
Hey man, slow down.
Gayda. Found my brand.
February 15, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Gayda. Found my brand.
The power behind the throne. 👀
January 28, 2026 at 11:47 PM
The power behind the throne. 👀
He hates. That's what he does. That's all he does. This is not an exclusive. Remember this: He hates.
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
He hates. That's what he does. That's all he does. This is not an exclusive. Remember this: He hates.
Fax machines. The ultimate in slow telephony. Also, everything should come with a "Report/Help" button.
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Fax machines. The ultimate in slow telephony. Also, everything should come with a "Report/Help" button.
🎶Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
That a vegetable will respond to you
(Why is a vegetable something to hide?)🎶
And the chances are good
That a vegetable will respond to you
(Why is a vegetable something to hide?)🎶
October 14, 2025 at 9:22 AM
🎶Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
That a vegetable will respond to you
(Why is a vegetable something to hide?)🎶
And the chances are good
That a vegetable will respond to you
(Why is a vegetable something to hide?)🎶
That'll be a bloody big needle.
October 13, 2025 at 8:38 AM
That'll be a bloody big needle.
He will face no consequences for this. However I trust that, in time, the infinite march of time and entropy will get him. No-one will remember him the way we remember his beloved Maggie.
October 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
He will face no consequences for this. However I trust that, in time, the infinite march of time and entropy will get him. No-one will remember him the way we remember his beloved Maggie.