Hey It’s Alan
@heylookitsalan.bsky.social
3rd Party Content Producer at Oculus Publishing. Chaotic Good. Dumb Eagles Fan, Iron Chef Beef. He/Him. Prev: funktroniclabs/KillerQueenGame/amplify/ibm
Friend is hosting a John Wick laser tag for her boyfriend’s birthday so I helped out with high table coins, a little trophy for the winner, along with custom dossiers for everyone.
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Friend is hosting a John Wick laser tag for her boyfriend’s birthday so I helped out with high table coins, a little trophy for the winner, along with custom dossiers for everyone.
Late night pastrami and a good kindle book for a chill LA night to meself. Time to see what this Fourth Wing is about!
(Just kidding, it’s Dune Messiah because I can’t remember wtf happens after the first book.)
(Just kidding, it’s Dune Messiah because I can’t remember wtf happens after the first book.)
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Late night pastrami and a good kindle book for a chill LA night to meself. Time to see what this Fourth Wing is about!
(Just kidding, it’s Dune Messiah because I can’t remember wtf happens after the first book.)
(Just kidding, it’s Dune Messiah because I can’t remember wtf happens after the first book.)
Mixing up my quest 3 headset game
September 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Mixing up my quest 3 headset game
I’m so tired you guys
September 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I’m so tired you guys
Homemade dandan mian. Shit is spicy.
August 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Homemade dandan mian. Shit is spicy.
It’s been almost three decades since I’ve played with a working version of this.
August 17, 2025 at 6:54 AM
It’s been almost three decades since I’ve played with a working version of this.
Move over labubu, this is what the people actually want
August 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Move over labubu, this is what the people actually want
if anyone is at EVO this year please hug the Killer Queen Arcade cabinet for me. It's been through a lot.
August 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
if anyone is at EVO this year please hug the Killer Queen Arcade cabinet for me. It's been through a lot.
Oh look, the sequel to Romeo Must Die is here finally
June 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Oh look, the sequel to Romeo Must Die is here finally
Hm, this might be a skipped recipe.
May 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hm, this might be a skipped recipe.
it took a while, but there's finally a Killer Queen Arcade machine in Europe!
May 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
it took a while, but there's finally a Killer Queen Arcade machine in Europe!
In today’s culinary atrocity I present to you macaroni, mentaiko, and cheese.
April 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
In today’s culinary atrocity I present to you macaroni, mentaiko, and cheese.
So…is this just an annual thing now?
March 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
So…is this just an annual thing now?
I got to spend a week with wonderful friends from all over the world both old and new. We laughed, we cried, we ate, we sang Pink Pony Club at the top of our lungs, anything to express our frustration at the world.
I’m sad, you’re sad, we are all sad, but we don’t have to be sad alone.
I’m sad, you’re sad, we are all sad, but we don’t have to be sad alone.
March 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I got to spend a week with wonderful friends from all over the world both old and new. We laughed, we cried, we ate, we sang Pink Pony Club at the top of our lungs, anything to express our frustration at the world.
I’m sad, you’re sad, we are all sad, but we don’t have to be sad alone.
I’m sad, you’re sad, we are all sad, but we don’t have to be sad alone.
How I pitch ren faire to my friends with kids.
March 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
How I pitch ren faire to my friends with kids.
JUST LISTEN TO THAT CRISPY
March 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
JUST LISTEN TO THAT CRISPY
Back on the crazy food experiments. Today is crispy fried pork belly aka thịt heo quay aka lechon kawali aka siu yuk, done in an air fryer.
Lotta salt to get the skin dry, but not that hard to make and that crunch is delicious. Threw it all into a homemade ramen for some salty and savory goodness.
Lotta salt to get the skin dry, but not that hard to make and that crunch is delicious. Threw it all into a homemade ramen for some salty and savory goodness.
March 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Back on the crazy food experiments. Today is crispy fried pork belly aka thịt heo quay aka lechon kawali aka siu yuk, done in an air fryer.
Lotta salt to get the skin dry, but not that hard to make and that crunch is delicious. Threw it all into a homemade ramen for some salty and savory goodness.
Lotta salt to get the skin dry, but not that hard to make and that crunch is delicious. Threw it all into a homemade ramen for some salty and savory goodness.
Best 40th birthday ever. My bones hurt from the rides.
February 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Best 40th birthday ever. My bones hurt from the rides.
this is always such a fascinating topic for me
January 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
this is always such a fascinating topic for me
Always mildly terrifying to see folks poking around there at all hours of the day but i hope it's useful for folks!
January 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Always mildly terrifying to see folks poking around there at all hours of the day but i hope it's useful for folks!