Kyle Harris
@heykyleharris.bsky.social
Screenwriter
NBCU Launch Writer Fellow
Warner Bros Discovery Access Alum
Husband of Martha Stewart
NBCU Launch Writer Fellow
Warner Bros Discovery Access Alum
Husband of Martha Stewart
Just got the chills
April 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Just got the chills
I wish Marge looked at me the same way she looks at Will Smith freestyling
April 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I wish Marge looked at me the same way she looks at Will Smith freestyling
Every Black Friday I wake up at 5am and travel 5 hours to watch Punxsutawney Phil decide the price of a Black & Decker cordless drill, it’s boring, I don’t know why I do this
November 27, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Every Black Friday I wake up at 5am and travel 5 hours to watch Punxsutawney Phil decide the price of a Black & Decker cordless drill, it’s boring, I don’t know why I do this
On the plane, watching pamphlet 😍
November 26, 2024 at 3:11 PM
On the plane, watching pamphlet 😍
Why am I listed in the Martha Stewart Extramarital Affair starter pack??
November 22, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Why am I listed in the Martha Stewart Extramarital Affair starter pack??
What watching Limitless at 3pm on TNT at the Hilton hotel does to a mf
Jay Leno is “black and blue” after falling down a 60-foot hill on his way out for dinner
Jay Leno ‘all black and blue’ after falling down a hill | CNN
Jay Leno is “black and blue” after falling down a 60-foot hill on his way out for dinner.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2024 at 4:17 PM
What watching Limitless at 3pm on TNT at the Hilton hotel does to a mf
I’ve become the first bluesky user to post a photo of a TJMaxx storefront 🙌🏽
November 19, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I’ve become the first bluesky user to post a photo of a TJMaxx storefront 🙌🏽
Amazing news for bathroomheads like me
Barnes & Noble is making a comeback: The world’s largest retail bookseller is expanding at a breakneck pace and is on track to reach its goal of more than 60 planned openings this year.
Barnes & Noble is making a comeback | CNN Business
The world’s largest retail bookseller is expanding at a breakneck pace and is on track to reach its goal of more than 60 planned openings this year. The plan marks a dramatic shift from when it closed...
www.cnn.com
November 19, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Amazing news for bathroomheads like me
I need help convincing my wife Martha Stewart to get on this app!!!!!
November 18, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I need help convincing my wife Martha Stewart to get on this app!!!!!