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We don’t want a king
It’s kind of our origin story
February 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Happy Presidents' Day to the two best presidents of my lifetime.

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February 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH
a black background with the words black history month in red yellow and green
Alt: a black background with the words black history month in red yellow and green
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Yes, the HPV vaccine is safe, despite R.F.K. Jr.'s claims. It's remarkably effective at preventing cancer — roughly 97% effective in preventing cervical cancer, and nearly 100% effective in preventing external genital warts.
Is the HPV Vaccine Safe? Yes, Despite What R.F.K. Jr. Has Said.
During his second day of confirmation hearings, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. declined to disavow comments he had made disparaging the vaccine as unsafe.
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I know I’m not the only one who lies awake thinking about breakfast but paralyzed to take action because I’m comfortable and don’t know what I want to eat and then if I do eat, am I up for the day or no? But it’s only getting later and I do need coffee so much…
January 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Fell asleep last night fully thinking today was Sunday and I’d slept through most of Saturday, but then by the time I woke up I’d realized that today is Saturday. Why did it take so long for my brain to figure out what it already knew?
January 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Why are there so many pictures of m*shr**ms on my discover feed? I don’t want that.
January 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Really don’t think Tik Tok is going away, you guys.
They want to give Trump a win as the savior of tiktok, the lightbringer, the messiah of cultists who started the very fire he is saving them from.
January 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Fell asleep on the couch and woke up quietly whispering “sooo…”

Hi, Self. WTF?
January 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Congratulations, America. Great job of f'ing it up. Wonderful.
January 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My hallway kids were actually fairly well behaved this morning. It’s a miracle. Maybe I should play the lottery today. 😂
January 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The coffee is hitting this morning ☕️🧊
January 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Can’t believe how dark it was when my alarm went off this morning. We are not meant to wake up before the sun.
January 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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It’s funny Zuck says “I started building social media to give people a voice” when in fact, he started building social media to publicly rate the hotness of undergrads.
January 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Trying not to get my hopes up about the Jack Smith report..
January 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Did you really “make it through Monday” if your crown fell out at lunch and your car got covered in snow (but you didn’t get to go home early)? I’m doing my best here.
January 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Good morning, no I’m not struggling to get up I actually really love getting up before the sun no I’m serious I’m awake and ready for the day 🥺
January 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Hi, I’m God.

It’s January 6th Eve, so don’t forget to leave out crackers and crystal meth for Marjorie Taylor Greene.
January 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I'm gonna share this cartoon again simply because Jeff Bezos' Washington Post tried to censor it.
January 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM